To think a love spell could work?

[BetterToHaveLovedAndLost]

Has anyone ever done a love spell and been successful? If so, what did the spell involve? Thanks.

[recrudescence]

Magic doesn’t exist so go ahead with your spell - it can’t do any harm. Or any good. Or anything.

[Crustaceans]

Obviously the vibration of the bus does it for him OP.

[RedHatsDoNotSuitMe]

I was keeping it together until an erection was confused with a zip!

[SoyDora]

I’m trying to keep the details a bit vague in case he recognises himself

Do you think he’s on mumsnet?

[steff13]

Love spells are how you end up with Lord Voldemort. No thanks.

[LilQueenie]

the spiritual/religion board threads I think. You need intetnion its not just a few random words a few candles and thats it.

[BetterToHaveLovedAndLost]

I suspect he dabbles with Mumsnet.

[LilQueenie]

just ask him. from what you have said you probably don't need any help with getting him to notice you.

[BetterToHaveLovedAndLost]

I have an intention. My intention is to get him to fall in love with me!

[Samind]

Does he know you wish to cast a spell on him? Maybe that's why he's nervous

[JoeElliotsMullet]

You are Merope Gaunt AICMF

[Crustaceans]

Why do you think he dabbles with MN?

[BetterToHaveLovedAndLost]

How do you mean LilQueenie?

[InsertFunnyUsername]

Spray some lynx on and go for a run along the beach, Good luck 😊

[BetterToHaveLovedAndLost]

He knows of Mumsnet and he’s a very curious person so I suspect he looks at this website. I’m 97% sure he doesn’t have a Mumsnet account or post on here though. I suspect he’s a lurker.

[Sagradafamiliar]

I'll be disappointed if this isn't the office crush poster.

[Moominfan]

Have you not given crystals ago first? Nothing abit of rose quartz couldn't fix

[BetterToHaveLovedAndLost]

Rose quartz you say? How should I use it?

[Letterkennie]

God this is superb.

OP, google Titania Hardie. She is your new BFF.

[Greenlegobox]

Curious you say? Could you use his curiosity to lure him somewhere (on a balmy day), trap him and see how it goes? This is how I get my cat into his carrier to go to the vet. All you need is his curiosity and your patience and, bingo!

[Furrytoebean]

94% sure it was an erection
97% sure he's on mumsnet.

I am always more likely to be on mumsnet than have a hard on to be fair.

[Pumperthepumper]

He’s a very curious, skittish person who lurks on mumsnet and has a coat zip shaped like a penis? He should be easy to spot around these parts 👀

[LilQueenie]

Is he with someone? If he is don't do any of this it can and will backfire.

[snarfblatt]

Don't do it! Haven't you even seen The Craft?!

[BetterToHaveLovedAndLost]

You’re right. I should play on his curiosity. Thank you!