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To think a love spell could work?

362 replies

BetterToHaveLovedAndLost · 03/04/2019 20:48

Has anyone ever done a love spell and been successful? If so, what did the spell involve? Thanks.

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BetterToHaveLovedAndLost · 03/04/2019 21:29

It could have been a sharp bit on his coat.

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Ginnymweasley · 03/04/2019 21:30

If you can get confused between a sharp bit on his coat and his erection I wouldn't imagine you will be missing out on much anyway.

Crustaceans · 03/04/2019 21:31

You obviously have low expectations of the size of his erection, OP.

Furrytoebean · 03/04/2019 21:31

OP did he have an erection before or after you ran after him shouting "it's just a hand shandy, come back"?

What bread was this supposed to be on? It sounds great Grin

Greenlegobox · 03/04/2019 21:33

Must be some coat.

Furrytoebean · 03/04/2019 21:33

It could have been a sharp bit on his coat

Oh dear.

A sharpie penis.

BetterToHaveLovedAndLost · 03/04/2019 21:35

I think it was his penis but I’m just thinking through other options. I’m 94% sure it was an erection.

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burritofan · 03/04/2019 21:35

I'm 94% sure this is a wind-up.

theycallmebabydriver · 03/04/2019 21:36

The spell that sort of worked was a very long time ago. About 20 years ago. So the details are hazy but I recall having an empty water bottle that I put things in like flowers, a travelcard and other trophies. I slept with it in my bed for a couple of nights. I’m pretty sure there was a ribbon involved and I was imagining a swirling white light. Something like that.

Sounds legit, have another bash at that. Reckon you can lure him onto a bus and snatch his travel card?

Crustaceans · 03/04/2019 21:36

Why would he press his erection against you during a brief hug goodbye?

iDontShareChocolate · 03/04/2019 21:36

Wish upon a falling star perhaps? Grin

user1473878824 · 03/04/2019 21:37

I think you felt a water bottle filled with a travel card, flowers and other trophies in his pocket.

I’m in actual tears.

BertrandRussell · 03/04/2019 21:38

“Magic isn’t something to be played with ”

Actually that is all it is. Something to be played with.

BetterToHaveLovedAndLost · 03/04/2019 21:39

We travelled on public transport together, just the two of us. We were right next to each other and there was some sexual tension/chemistry. When we got off of the vehicle he hugged me goodbye. It was a very close hug and I think I could feel ‘him’ pressing into me.

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Crystalblue13 · 03/04/2019 21:39

You are hilarious op 😂

Greenlegobox · 03/04/2019 21:39

Better arrange to meet him on a warm night next time. Get rid of that confusing coat.

Crustaceans · 03/04/2019 21:41

Obviously the vibration of the bus does it for him OP.

DanglyTassles · 03/04/2019 21:42

Op I am on a mission from Thighland, please come and join our no movement movement of women who won't.

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BetterToHaveLovedAndLost · 03/04/2019 21:42

Yes good plan re ditching the coat.

But I don’t think he’s going to meet me unless I can engineer something.

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user1473878824 · 03/04/2019 21:42

So wait, he got a boner on a coach and now you think he loves you? Go for it.

Vitalogy · 03/04/2019 21:44

Crustaceans Part of being a witch is spell casting is it not?

Bluntness100 · 03/04/2019 21:46

Ok op. You win. I don't like to share this often but here you go.

You need to get a strand of his hair.
Intertwine it with a strand of yours.
Laminate them at your local pronta print.
Carry it about with you at all times.

Twice a day hold it against your heart,
And chant loudly and melodically :

I need some love like I never needed love before
Wanna make love to ya baby
I've had a little love now I'm back for more
Wanna make love to ya baby
Set your spirit free
It's the only way to be

Come a little closer baby get it on, get it on
Cause tonight is the night that two become one,,,,

Good luck and let us know how that goes for you?

Greenlegobox · 03/04/2019 21:46

Maybe he really likes busses.

BetterToHaveLovedAndLost · 03/04/2019 21:49

I’m trying to keep the details a bit vague in case he recognises himself.

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BetterToHaveLovedAndLost · 03/04/2019 21:50

I don’t think he loves me. I think he likes me and finds me physically attractive. I’m not sure if he fancies me or not. Hence the interest in a spell.

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