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To think a love spell could work?

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BetterToHaveLovedAndLost · 03/04/2019 20:48

Has anyone ever done a love spell and been successful? If so, what did the spell involve? Thanks.

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killpop · 03/04/2019 21:21

OP what are the obstacles?

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Crustaceans · 03/04/2019 21:21

I’m not sure that I really think stupid questions about love spells have much to do with practising wiccans really, @BrightYellowDaffodil. Let’s not even vaguely legitimise this silly question.

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Jessgalinda · 03/04/2019 21:22

OP what are the obstacles?

He turned her down when she asked him out

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Ginnymweasley · 03/04/2019 21:22

I can picture the scene...
he gazed into her eyes, mesmerized by the beauty before him. He couldn't help it, he could feel his erection growing, this hadn't happened in public for years but she was just so beautiful that he couldn't hide his arousal

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Crystalblue13 · 03/04/2019 21:22

😂 I think this is a joke

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Jessgalinda · 03/04/2019 21:23

Ginnymweasley I bet she bit her lip

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RabbityMcRabbit · 03/04/2019 21:23

@Ginny, my daughter and I are watching Buffy on Amazon Prime atm, we love it!

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BetterToHaveLovedAndLost · 03/04/2019 21:23

The hard on was when we hugged goodbye.

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SoyDora · 03/04/2019 21:23

He doesn’t even want to go for a drink with you, but you think he wants to be with you?

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ButtMuncher · 03/04/2019 21:23

Fucking hell is it the school holidays again Grin

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BetterToHaveLovedAndLost · 03/04/2019 21:23

It’s not actually a joke but it is cheering me up!

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Jessgalinda · 03/04/2019 21:24

So it could have been from looking at someone else? Or thinking of getting home and having sex with is OH?

He isnt interested. Or he might have been but picked up on the creepy vibe coming from you.

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Crustaceans · 03/04/2019 21:24

are you sure it wasn’t his phone or wallet?

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Greenlegobox · 03/04/2019 21:24

Are you sure it wasn't one of those small folding umbrellas? Was it raining?

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Ginnymweasley · 03/04/2019 21:25

They always bite their lip. Cause nothing is sexier than being incapable of shutting your mouth correctly. She will then tare up at him from under her eyelashes in a coy manner cause she is both innocent and sexy

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Jessgalinda · 03/04/2019 21:25

Or a Mars bar?

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Samind · 03/04/2019 21:26

Magic wand in there 😂😂

OP don't be sad!

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burritofan · 03/04/2019 21:26

I think you felt a water bottle filled with a travel card, flowers and other trophies in his pocket.

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Furrytoebean · 03/04/2019 21:26

When my mother was having a break down after a divorce my grandma gave her 2 grand to help her pay off some debts.

She didn't pay off the debts she paid someone to do a voodoo love spell for her.

He married someone else about 6 months later, so you know that went well.

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Bluntness100 · 03/04/2019 21:26

Honestly honey, you don't need a spell if blokes get a hard on just by gazing into your eyes, 🤣

Look into my eyes look into my eyes. You are getting,,,,

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BrightYellowDaffodil · 03/04/2019 21:27

@Crustaceans No, it hasn’t got a great deal to do with proper Wicca/witchcraft (not all witches are Wiccans 🙂 ) but equally it’s not something to be messed about with just to get what you want. It’s possible to do inadvertent harm with a “silly love spell”.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 03/04/2019 21:27

OP did he have an erection before or after you ran after him shouting "it's just a hand shandy, come back"?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 03/04/2019 21:28

I'm back - DT the OP of the love spell thread shows promise. Shall we rescue her?

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Greenlegobox · 03/04/2019 21:28

I'd take a mars bar over an erection any day. (I'm very pregnant. No sex again. Ever)

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pineapplebryanbrown · 03/04/2019 21:29

Oh whoops - wrong thread.

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