What is it about certain people’s faces..

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... that totally rubs you up the wrong way. I mean, they might be a perfectly lovely person, but there’s something about their face that makes you want to punch them.

Take Keira Knightly for example.

I appreciate she is beautiful, that’s not the issue, it’s just something about her face that I find so irritating.

Perez Hilton. Very annoying face.

There’s a few more that I can’t recall right now but AIBU?

That woman on the Trivago ad - the kids turn over now when the ad comes on. There's just something about her that makes me irrationally mad.

It's definitely a smugness thing. It can't help but show in someone's face. It's a particular expression that I can't quite put my finger on. Something around the mouth and eyebrows I think. A sort of tiny smile and slightly raised eyebrow that says 'I'm so much better than you'

Jamie Oliver, I have no idea why!

Yes to Keira Knightly, Helen Skelton, & Brian Cox. David Walliams goes without saying.

Also Ricky Gervais.

DH absolutely can bear to look at Anita Rani, although she doesn't bother me.

Apparently the Trivago woman has a huge Male following

Oh yes Trivago woman. She’s a man’s woman if ever I saw one.

I do not like thee, Doctor Fell,
The reason why – I cannot tell;
But this I know, and know full well,
I do not like thee, Doctor Fell.

(written by satirical English poet Tom Brown in 1680.

Does anyone else remember the Ladybird book where that rhyme was illustrated by this

Oh god that picture immediately came to mind when I read the above quote! I loved the illustrations in those Nursery Rhyme books but that one gave me the creeps

Brad Pitt.

Yes, really.

Jeremy Corbyn- needs slapping on the hour, every hour!
Gemma Collins- needs slapping to drive the nastiness and self entitlement out of her
Gwyneth Paltrow- just fuck off love
Every damn one of the talentless Kardashians, ditto the Loose Women panel, you make women look a right bunch of idiots
Sally Lindsay on the posh hotel show with Nigel Havers, drop the professional thick northern working class bird act and just be yourself!

GReesedSMog looks like the child catcher!

I really like the Trivago woman

The face I cannot abide and want to slap because she looks so fucking smug is the actress Ruth Wilson. Am sure she is lovely etc, just something about her sets me raging.

And Amanda Holden of course....

William Hanson needs a massive punch in the gob. Massive.

Andrea McLean, Danny Dyer and John Thomson although my dislike is based on personality too.

Nicky Chapman.

From Pop Idol to Escape to the country! I’ve never been able to feel comfortable with this transition!

Ellie Goulding

It’s not the face but the voice. Why, I have no idea. It’s just me.

Actually I think it’s Nicky Chapman’s voice too.

I might have a voice issue type thing going on!

A lot of the men mentioned on this thread have eyes that are very close together, makes them look sly or something?

Completely agree with Nicholas Cage. Also Nicole Kidman and Keira Knightley even though I wish I liked them more, they seem lovely in interviews.

Renee Zellweger, it's the pudginess and the piggy eyes, makes me cringe.

I only know the major people mentioned here, and agree with half of them. Though I've found some of which used to annoy me intensely have changed, like many others Keira stopped bothering me, for instance. Many others I've never heard of 🙄 and can't be bothered to google
David Tennant anyone? Don't want to slap him but looking at his face causes discomfort.

For me it's Kate Smurthwaite and pretty much any bloke with a stupid Liam Gallagher haircut. Oh and hipsters.

Oh yes. Kirsten Bell. Stacy Dooley.

It's people whose faces naturally have a smug set to them. As in, their face shape mimics a smirky expression.

Oh Russel Brand too and the main actress on pitch perfect 😤

Jamie Carragher
Wayne Rooney

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Donald Trump
David Cameron
Theresa May
Tony Blair