What is it about certain people’s faces..

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... that totally rubs you up the wrong way. I mean, they might be a perfectly lovely person, but there’s something about their face that makes you want to punch them.

Take Keira Knightly for example.

I appreciate she is beautiful, that’s not the issue, it’s just something about her face that I find so irritating.

Perez Hilton. Very annoying face.

There’s a few more that I can’t recall right now but AIBU?

Cara Delevinge. I think she's gorgeous actually. And, probably a really good lay.

Anna Soubry. Serious claquing potential.

Oh, and Lauren Goodger.

Oh I forgot Jeremy Piven. My god there is something that gets my back up about him. It is an almost animal reaction. He reminds me of my neighbour too who always gives me the creeps.

I can’t believe Noel Fielding made this list!

James Martin. Unbearable twat.

That bloke from the Plusnet adverts and the bloke from the Halifax adverts (the ones where they completely destroy classic films with his stupid face popping up all over waving a credit card around. Bastard.

Both need the clacquing of their lives.

And Philip Green and his smug wife and daughter. Total rage.

Me
My face really brings out the worst in people - including my own mum from when I was little.
No idea why, or how to change it, but I really do have a slapable face

Michael McIntyre, James Corden and Alexander Armstrong, the unholy trinity of smugness. Make me want to weep.

'Philip Schofield here'

Fuck off.

Oh yes- I could definitely claque Ann Hathaway's tête.
And 3 cheers for the instigator of Tête à Claquer!!!!!!!!!

I haven't rtwt but most of the people that I have seen mentioned so far feature in transvestigation videos (a recent discovery of mine, and actually very compelling), and I think this is what makes their faces look a bit 'off' or annoying.

AKA Elite Gender Inversion btw...loads on the interweb for those who'd like to explore further!

Yeah they're all shape-shifting lizards too

@ChristineBaskets I see what you did there, but it's very strange that almost all the individuals mentioned in this thread are EXACTLY the same as those who are the subject of transvestigations. Have you actually checked for yourself?

Sandra Bullock

case in point @borridge and a very obvious example.

I hate when this happens, luckily its really rare, and oddly there seems to be no reason for it either as its often before I even know the person they just irritate the fuck out of me. It upsets me because I don't think I am a shallow person, but I must be on some level because of this?

People who have eye lines that comes out to the corner of the eyes. It makes them look really bitchy. I think it must remind me of a kind of bitchy thing people do with their eyes.
I think what's behind this is that people's features can remind us of certain expressions so we link them (probably unfairly!) to their personalities.

Can't believe nobody has mentioned Jamie Oliver. I can't even look at him.

There is something strange about the way his tongue fits in his mouth

^^this! I’ve been loathing that face for years! Smug f🙄ck🤮r.

Pippa Middleton - looks nothing like her beautiful sister and gets on like she’s the star attraction.

Hermione Norris - bad smell under her nose and just looks so judgey.

Kim whatzername the cleaner woman.

And Kirsten Scott Thomas - get a good night’s sleep woman!!

I definitely like Keira knightly more than I used to. I think she comes across as self conscious, not smug. Her acting has definitely improved too. I think the whole ‘Kate giving birth’ business really indeared her to me actually. She was defending Kate and having a go at the paps, so of course that couldn’t do and they had to make it seem like a cat fight .

• Brian Mcfadden
• Kristen Bell
• Lisa Kudrow
• Gummy Alfie Deyes & smug af Zoella
• Gwyneth Paltrow
• Jennifer Lawerence
• Judge Rinder though he seems very nice
• Gillian Anderson
• Paul Knightley (Sam Faiers bf) & his Mum!! URGHHHH vacant and smug tag along
• AJ from Strictly
• GARY BARLOW
• George Lamb
• Simon Bird
• Brian Dowling
• Eamonn Holmes - nasty inside & out
• This woman I work with who fake smiles - she just wrinkles her nose up to try and appear genuine. She doesn't.

I hate everyone it appears.

The channel 4 newsreader with the big flicky eyeliner ! Smug