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What is it about certain people’s faces..

423 replies

TheBreastmilksOnMe · 14/02/2019 19:39

... that totally rubs you up the wrong way. I mean, they might be a perfectly lovely person, but there’s something about their face that makes you want to punch them.

Take Keira Knightly for example.

I appreciate she is beautiful, that’s not the issue, it’s just something about her face that I find so irritating.

Perez Hilton. Very annoying face.

There’s a few more that I can’t recall right now but AIBU?

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ContinuityError · 15/02/2019 17:48

Be even more in awe that she is worth £100 million.

YouSayPotatoesISayVodka · 15/02/2019 17:55

Piers Morgan is the smuggest smug fucker of all. He looks like he’s constantly pissing in a hot tub and getting away with it, as Joe Lycett would say. Yeah PM has a face I wouldn’t get tired of slapping.

lunicorn · 15/02/2019 18:03

Sorry to these people some of whom I'm sure are lovely: Fi Glover, Jacob Rees Mogg, Trump when his mouth goes like an O, Chloe Green, Charlotte Crosby.

DarlingNikita · 15/02/2019 18:06

Oh, and Ed Sheeran. Looks like the village idiot IMO.

JaneJeffer · 15/02/2019 18:14
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Saracen · 15/02/2019 18:49

No, I am terrible for misjudging people based on appearances. I try to avoid truly loathing people based on their faces. Some of my best friends had faces which I initially thought were eminently slappable.

Even Trump, I could just about imagine as a nice person (though I do have a problem with old people who pretend they aren't grey, but aside from that...). I do find his face repulsive now, but that is only because of what he's said and done.

Limensoda · 15/02/2019 18:54

Charlotte Crosby! Yes, definitely!

JaneJeffer · 15/02/2019 18:58

Even Trump, I could just about imagine as a nice person
You must have a great imagination.

LadyOfTheFlowers · 15/02/2019 18:59

Fern Cotton
Kim Kardashian
Kiera Knightly

JustOneShadeOfGrey · 15/02/2019 19:06

James Corden is the personification of smug.

I don't know about faces I want to slap or that just annoy me but there are people I just want to scrub with lots and lots of soap. Or others I'd like to give a makeover to. Princess Anne step forward.

Renster · 15/02/2019 19:13

Gemma Collins.

Renster · 15/02/2019 19:17

But I could look at Owen Farrell all day

NigellasGuest · 15/02/2019 19:20

Quentin Tarantino aaaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhh

nevernotstruggling · 15/02/2019 19:21

Keira knightly - glad I'm not the only One

MyGastIsFlabbered · 15/02/2019 20:36

Lily Cole

JustAboutGettingBy · 15/02/2019 20:54

Michael Ball for me 😲

ChristineBaskets · 15/02/2019 21:44

You take that back about Michael Ball immediately! His tete is dimply and adorable and not at all claque-able! Angry

derxa · 15/02/2019 21:49

Marcus Brigstocke Middle class smugness personified. It's his jaw.

julensaor · 15/02/2019 23:42

@CigarsofthePharoahs Nobody has mentioned John Travolta yet! There's a face that needs a hefty thump. Ben Affleck. He has a sort of doughy look to his face, can't stand it. Jimmy Carr.

YES! to all three. Though John Travoltas has been so altered it is hard to know what we are looking at anymore.

I'd add David Beckham, who wasn't bad looking when younger, but a classic case of personality showing through on the face as he ages. Bit lecherous, greedy, softness gone.

Scarlet johannson, Anne Hathaway, don't know why, just so annoying to look at and George Clooney, such a mean little mouth he has. Oh and his wife could go in there too.

Shakirawannabe · 15/02/2019 23:54

Kate Middleton, Jessica Alba, Amber and Lauren from towie, Rochelle from Saturdays.

I don't know why, I can't stand them

Shakirawannabe · 15/02/2019 23:56

That Louise from made in Chelsea, she's just so up herself and pouts constantly Hmm

SemperIdem · 16/02/2019 00:31

shakira

When Louise first appeared in MIC she was a little quirky in terms of style and demeanour.

Her currently filler filled lips and face make me feel quite sad for her. She was so much more attractive before.

Bahhhhhumbug · 16/02/2019 01:07

Was it so wrong of me to notice with glee that on the front page Mirror pic of Myleene Klass that she has horrible big navvys hands. She is on my list of annoying faces. I think it's when someone is bigged up as beautiful etc that really aren't anything special that their faces annoy me.

gluteustothemaximus · 16/02/2019 01:25

I judge appearances first. But then it’s all personality after that. If they’re cunts, they become even more ugly/slappable and if they are lovely, their face doesn’t seem to be as annoying.

Trump looks thick as pig shit. JRM looks like he’s still alive from the 1800’s. Eamon Holmes annoying smug twat. Jamie Oliver too. Ricky gervais, walliams, cowell, Amanda Holden, Ant McPartlin, james corden, rob Brydon...too many to mention!!

User2019 · 16/02/2019 01:42

That model. Cara Dela-whatsherface. With the eyebrows.

Always looks fucking raging. Slappable, but I wouldn’t dare. She looks like she’d kick my head in.