To think tv sex is so far fetched! <jealous>

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Me and dh have been watching power and to say the sex scenes are some right hot stuff would be an understatement 🤭

All these women with great tits and pert bums is making me feel..well a little bit of a shambles 🙈

These men are able to pick these women up and throw them around like a rag doll and not even get a sweat on fgs.

Dh is sitting here at the other end of the sofa with his jaw basically resting on his lap. And I'm trying hard not to gawp so obviously at omari's firm round arse 🙈

All the time im thinking of the states me and dh are ( I'm sat here in penguin pjs with fluffy bed socks and a matching penguin eye mask on my forehead, while dh is chomping down on his steak and kidney pie. In my dressing and my slippers that are 5 sizes to small for him so only the toes are covered) we're not even half sexy looking tonight.

And the chance of us having some spontaneous, rip your cloths off sex is 0% since our house is like Piccadilly fucking Circus with dc teenage friends walking through the living room every five fucking seconds 🙈

I know it's only tv 🙈 but I'm wondering does anyone else feel inadequate when watching these kind of scenes or is it just me 🤭

It depends if I've had a drink or not, a few glasses of wine and I'm like, 'bitch please!'

Usually though, I'll be picking my feet with Sudocrem smeared over random spots I get when AF is visiting! Usually cramming biscuits in my face too, really sexy.

Why not put on a neglige the next time you watch this show? Will that make you feel better

I feel like I need to be dressed up with full hair and make up on just to get through these scenes 😂 I'm feeling like a proper mess 🙈

@SpeckledDot good shout! Off to Ann summers tomorrow I go 😉

You should watch Escape from Dannemora next if you want to see animal-like raw grunty sex scenes.

... or last week's Catastrophe. Not pretty.

What properly boggles my head is how the dudes manage to do telly sex without getting a hard on. That must take some effort.

I'm no prude, but that sounds terrifying @dayswithaY

I know this isn't the point, but why is he wearing your dressing gown and slippers. I mean you don't have to tell us and it's clearly none of my business if it's his thing, but eh,,,can't he get some lady ones that fit him?

@gamerchick I said this exact thing to dh last night! And how do they make it look so real!?! 🤭😱 no wonder they look so good at it if it's bloody fake. Dh is a man.it's well known that men can't multi task, there is no way he could concentrate in that many positions without poking me in the eye with it 🙈

@Bluntness100 he's are in the wash 😩 he got bean juice down them trying to open the tin

God I hate beans, getting it on your jammies then wearing mine would be a divorcable offence.🤣

Where the bloody hell is the laughing emoji on posts?

He's actually got like a full on phobia of them 🙈 dd demanded them tonight with her dinner, and I wasn't here to tackle the scary beans so he had to face it alone. If you could of heard the voicemail he left me. Wimp

Ok that's a redeeming feature 🤣

And actually I don't find tv sex that unrealistic, 😜

I can tell you from experience regardless of what TV says gay guys don't just jump into bed. There's some........ Preparation to be done first, shall we say.

What properly boggles my head is how the dudes manage to do telly sex without getting a hard on. That must take some effort.

I'd imagine having 10-30 people on set watching you might cause a bit of penile shyness.
Producers, directors, lighting techs, makeup artists, costumers, runner, writers, that bloke holding the big furry microphone and a camera man or two.

Plus, I bet they have a good old Barclays before going on set.

It's the picking up my DP would struggle with. If he attempted it there would be a "humph" noise and then the yelp as his back went.

@RinkeyDinkey talking of emojis. The ones on here don't work for me. Have to use my phone ones 🤔

@Bluntness100 it is for us. Five kids and a house full of their friends 🤦🏻‍♀️

@SneakyGremlins yep I imagine there is a bit of prepping 🤪

Our bed has developed a really fucking annoying squeak and the mattress is more shagged than me

@Moussemoose @userschmoozer 🤣 I've very nearly pissed myself!

Your house sounds great, Scented! 🤪🤩

I often think this too, I've only ever had sex like that once back when I was younger (and slimmer!) but now...
I think I'd rather have my fluffy jammies and a nice hot uninterrupted bath.

I've very nearly pissed myself!

And that's the other problem with sex!

I remember feeling deeply disappointed when I lost my virginity that it wasn't like telly sex, I also think my boyfriend at the time may have also found the whole experience a bit disappointing. It never occurred to me to take my socks off, so I would strip completly but leave my socks on as I didn't like getting cold feet. I thought everyone kept their socks on in real life and it was only because it was on telly they took them off.i led a sheltered life

Sorry but a bean juice phobia is so real.. it makes me heave 🤤🤤