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To think tv sex is so far fetched! <jealous>

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gentlyscented · 25/01/2019 20:49

Me and dh have been watching power and to say the sex scenes are some right hot stuff would be an understatement 🤭

All these women with great tits and pert bums is making me feel..well a little bit of a shambles 🙈

These men are able to pick these women up and throw them around like a rag doll and not even get a sweat on fgs.

Dh is sitting here at the other end of the sofa with his jaw basically resting on his lap. And I'm trying hard not to gawp so obviously at omari's firm round arse 🙈

All the time im thinking of the states me and dh are ( I'm sat here in penguin pjs with fluffy bed socks and a matching penguin eye mask on my forehead, while dh is chomping down on his steak and kidney pie. In my dressing and my slippers that are 5 sizes to small for him so only the toes are covered) we're not even half sexy looking tonight.

And the chance of us having some spontaneous, rip your cloths off sex is 0% since our house is like Piccadilly fucking Circus with dc teenage friends walking through the living room every five fucking seconds 🙈

I know it's only tv 🙈 but I'm wondering does anyone else feel inadequate when watching these kind of scenes or is it just me 🤭

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LuggsaysNotaWomen · 28/01/2019 23:18

TheCowboy - OMG yes, the one thrust and your in thing. How? And how come they never have to huff about to find the right angle? Or put it back in when it slips out (or is that just us?).

I often watch sex scenes and think "Well, that's got to smart a bit surely", most of it is too rough, to quick and in positions that are more likely to produce significant chaffing than an orgasm.

Bluebobolink · 28/01/2019 23:49

It's not sexy to watch for the most part either. Usually too seriious, the best sex is when you can laugh and have fun.Though if you want to go a bit too far the other way the amateur videos you can find on certain websites are all squished bits and jiggly belly and hair and unmade beds and.. has to be a middle ground somewhere, surely?

Mother87 · 29/01/2019 23:01

BitOutOfPractice - ONCE... i was very very impressed tbh...I'm quite 'solid'😳and had NEVER done anything quite soooo 'adventurous' in my life!! I don't remember actually enjoying the moment as I was so shocked that it was even possibleGrinGrin

Mother87 · 29/01/2019 23:05

HoustonBess - i like the idea of a "Foreplay Montage" - it should become a 'thing'Wink

WunderBlah · 29/01/2019 23:23

All sex scenes should by law include a foreplay montage indicating at LEAST ten minutes of preparatory activity.

My other new law is that 70% of all sex scenes must feature some kind of clitoral stimulation, none of this bang-bang-come-come nonsense.

This totally

I have been watching some cheesy 90s films lately, the overdrama fight scenes are awful but all sex scenes have at least a bit of foreplay and clothes fumbling. Loads more female gaze too.

I just get bored at the ridiculousness of a lot of sex scenes on tv now, they often don't make sense and seem forced into the story to just leverage some extra porn in there, it's cringy and seems to be all about naked women doing male fantasy!

Kids are growing up learning from what they see on tv and porn and it's messing with their heads. They need to know that female orgasms matter and are not instantaneous in the effortless presence of a rough grabby human of either sex!

MsAdorabelleDearheartVonLipwig · 29/01/2019 23:27

Well if I’ve learned anything today it’s to find this Power series.

WunderBlah · 29/01/2019 23:29

Also, whilst I am thinking about this, why does so much amazingly instant successful tv sex start with straight up assault? Why is being assaulted a turn on? Is that a guy thing?

Casmama · 29/01/2019 23:42

The thing that annoys me most is when people sweep the top of a desk or counter clear covering the floor with papers and breakable items. Who does that?!?

I would be furious and completely lose the inclination and feel like I had to clear up the mess!
Who wants to fuck on a desk anyway.

GerryblewuptheER · 29/01/2019 23:45

Also, whilst I am thinking about this, why does so much amazingly instant successful tv sex start with straight up assault? Why is being assaulted a turn on? Is that a guy thing?

Oh god yes.

I mean let her leave the room

Let her walk away

Blocking the exit is creepy and manipulative

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