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WithAllIntenseAndPurposes · 20/01/2019 19:54

Andre Rieu?
I am aren't I...but he's just so passionate and talented and almost masterful....please help me someone 😱

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bastardkitty · 20/01/2019 19:56

OMG - you're beyond help 😂

WithAllIntenseAndPurposes · 20/01/2019 19:57

I thought as much 😫😫😫😫😫😫

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RayRayBidet · 20/01/2019 19:57

There really is no hope for you

Jiggins · 20/01/2019 19:58

Oh my word. The mullety violin man? You'd have a very wholesome time with Andre. Some very PG lovemaking to a soundtrack of the Blue Danube waltz.

Kittykat93 · 20/01/2019 19:59

I'm sorry but he's just...no Grin

Jiggins · 20/01/2019 19:59
RayRayBidet · 20/01/2019 20:00

@Jiggins
Lol The mullety violin man?

userschmoozer · 20/01/2019 20:01

He looks like someone who runs a china stall on the market Confused

romany4 · 20/01/2019 20:13

Seriously?
I have no words...

WithAllIntenseAndPurposes · 20/01/2019 20:15

I'm so laughing here

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Onescaredmuma · 20/01/2019 20:15

YA totally U I'm afraid Grin

WithAllIntenseAndPurposes · 20/01/2019 20:15

Maybe it's hormonal but his fiddling stick is hugely appealing to me

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bastardkitty · 20/01/2019 20:38

I should think Mumsnet will be along in a minute to post that thing they do when they're worried about posters.

WithAllIntenseAndPurposes · 20/01/2019 20:39

There must be someone

I cannot be totally on my own in this world

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userschmoozer · 20/01/2019 20:40

Imagine him in a camel coat holding up a wonky teapot, he's making eye contact with YOU.

sparklefarts · 20/01/2019 20:41

Ooooh! Grief!
No,OP, no no

WithAllIntenseAndPurposes · 20/01/2019 20:41

How could you not love this profile

To have a major crush on
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WithAllIntenseAndPurposes · 20/01/2019 20:42

His wonky teapot runneth over

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userschmoozer · 20/01/2019 20:43

Thats Keith Barrons Dad.

PhilomenaButterfly · 20/01/2019 20:45

No. Just no.

Lottapianos · 20/01/2019 20:46

God almighty OP. You're not the only one though- I have seen similarly disturbed sharings about Andre Rieu on here before. You can't control these things i guess. The heart wants what it wants Grin totally baffled in this case. All I see is weird hair, frilly shirts and cheesy gurning

WithAllIntenseAndPurposes · 20/01/2019 20:48

Those facial expressions make me think he would be 'interesting' in bed to say the least

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Jiggins · 20/01/2019 20:49

OP, I bet you'd have competition for his attention from older ladies who frequent Viking River Cruises.

Jellyboobs · 20/01/2019 20:50

I fancy him!
I know what you mean about the passion and the musical power....Blush

Steamedbadger · 20/01/2019 20:51

Had to google to find out who he is. He looks like Terry Wogan in a frizzy wig.

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