To have a major crush on

[WithAllIntenseAndPurposes]

Andre Rieu?
I am aren't I...but he's just so passionate and talented and almost masterful....please help me someone 😱

My MIL fancies André and she's 91. I developed a massive crush on Mark Williams when he played Arthur Weasley, but really fancy him as Father Brown.

Andrea bocelli!!!

Engaged - beautiful song, but Kenny Rogers doesn't do it for me - Johnny Cash did, possibly I like country singers with an edge!

I had a thing for Norman Wisdom for a while. When he sang Don't Laugh at me cos I'm a Fool

Presh - ooh yes Andrea Bocelli's lovely

Sorry to break this to you op, but have you noticed most people who like Andre are octogenarians, or whatever the one for 90's is. Still, look on the bright side - he'd choose you over them any day!

Nonagenarians 😂😂😂
Yes but some people like the older ones...I'm living proof of that by the look of things

If I'm honest I'd love for him to take me by the hand during a waltz and pull me close....and if the fiddling stick made an appearance in his pocket then well...what will be will be

Erŕrrr no.

But i judge not, i have serious crush on Kane and the Undertaker from WWE. I like big scary looking men apparently.

TrendyNorthLondonTeen Please get some help. Or go to church
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Well, I do see a therapist once a week, although the subject of slurping Thoms' lazy eye has never come up. Maybe I should bring it up, as the subject of my mother, has been done to death? It would make for some interesting analysis. I also I haven't been to church in years. I was kicked out of Sunday School when I was a girl though, for asking to many questions.

Judashascomeintosomemoney

Actually, I'm not. I'd fuck the shit out of him for his brain and his voice alone. His looks mean nothing to me.

Misslanes oh I didn’t mean you, I meant engaged she said she didn’t know who he was but she was getting some shut eye.... thought she was taking the mickey 😯. Anyway, I would too, bloody love him 😀

Just wanted to clarify I weren't taking the P! I'd never heard of him and was tired and about to go to sleep. Sorry only just realised how it must have seemed!

Judashascomeintosomemoney, no harm, no foul! It's okay!
In regards to Thom, I know right?! Even DH knows I would leave him in a heartbeat, if Thom were an option! DH took me to see Radiohead a few years back and it was easily one of the most intensely magical moments of my life! The man is a godsend! DH is pretty okay, too! HA!!!

EngagedAgain No worries, darling! We're cool! I never took it bad anyway, I was just teasing! It is true though, that I have the major hots for Thom though! His brilliance is just the sexiest thing in the world to me! I'm sure much in the same way that you feel about your crush! It's just that X factor, don't ya think?

Never mind that look at this dish in the kitchen

You’re not alone OP. My mum adores André Rieu. I’ve been to a few of his concerts with her and to be fair he is very charismatic. My brother, my DC and my nieces and nephews think it’s hilarious though.

Judas - crushe(S) I've got loads of 'em!

Sorry meant to be to Miss Lanes. Amelia - your mum doesn't happen to be in her 80's does she? Btw, OP is quite happy with this theory 😀😀

He looks like someone who runs a china stall on the market
Spot on

I don't really know who he is. I think he turns up on Strictly once a year, or am I confusing him with Alfie thingy?

There's a whole species of 'slebs' who as far as I can tell live in a box and the BBC get them out once a year to be danced around by Anton Du Beke or some young Serbian with his chest out. See also Michael Buble, the latest re-formed boy band etc etc.

Anyway, yes, going by a quick Google you are being U. Although I've a recently developed crush on John Bercow, so who am I to judge really?

My crushes have always been a source of hilarity to people
Think this one is the most amusing/baffling

The man in the red apron is sporting a mullet.

My weird crushes are “Superhans” from Peep Show, the character Malcolm Tucker from The Thick of it and Saul Goodman from Breaking Bad.

Super hans 😍

Tom Hiddleston forevermore