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To have a major crush on

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WithAllIntenseAndPurposes · 20/01/2019 19:54

Andre Rieu?
I am aren't I...but he's just so passionate and talented and almost masterful....please help me someone 😱

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dustarr73 · 20/01/2019 20:52

Maybe it's hormonal but his fiddling stick is hugely appealing to me

Fiddling stick 😂😂,

Sparklingbrook · 20/01/2019 20:54

I didn't know my mother was a Mumsnetter. Shock

RayRayBidet · 20/01/2019 20:56

OP, have you considered counselling? You need to discuss this in a non judgemental safe space

newnameforthis7 · 20/01/2019 21:00

He IS cute. I don't fancy him, but MY guilty crush was Tom Arnold a few years ago. Such a cute face, and very funny! Grin

Andre (left) Tom (right...)

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WithAllIntenseAndPurposes · 20/01/2019 21:00

Oh my Christ terry wogan!!!!
And hey yes !!! A fellow comrade!

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WithAllIntenseAndPurposes · 20/01/2019 21:01

Viking river cruises 😂

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newnameforthis7 · 20/01/2019 21:02

Had to google to find out who he is. He looks like Terry Wogan in a frizzy wig. 😂😂

Another guilty crush of mine!

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newnameforthis7 · 20/01/2019 21:04

Re Andre I meant to write, 'he is cute but I don't fancy him' (I can see the attraction though....) And my guilty pleasure used to be TOM. Grin

SilverySurfer · 20/01/2019 21:05

Is your eye test way overdue or something?

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WithAllIntenseAndPurposes · 20/01/2019 21:08

You lot are as savage af

If you happen to be reading this André, someone loves you

And would climb you like a tree

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Pieceofpurplesky · 20/01/2019 21:13

My mum does. She's 78.

Pieceofpurplesky · 20/01/2019 21:15

Pressed too soon - I was going to add that whenever she is watching him I have the thought that he would be a naughty man in bed ....

Jiggins · 20/01/2019 21:15

I wouldn't like to be competing with the 70 somethings for a wiggle of his fiddling stick. They've got more leisure time, more experience, and more determination. Tough competition.

Jebuschristchocolatebar · 20/01/2019 21:16

I have just spat a large quantity of merlot out of my nostrils.

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WithAllIntenseAndPurposes · 20/01/2019 21:16

Ha ha yes I think he would be a beast

That fiddling stick would reach places no other fiddling sticks can

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Alpacanorange · 20/01/2019 21:18

Omg this is not something you should admit. Shock.

Siameasy · 20/01/2019 21:19

He’s not repulsive. His face is friendly.

mimibunz · 20/01/2019 21:19

I’m screaming over Viking River Cruises! Grin

OwlBeThere · 20/01/2019 21:19

They say there is someone for everyone OP...Grin
Go and have a lie down. You’ll feel better in the morning, I hope...

Alfiesmom74 · 20/01/2019 21:22

He looks like a high school woodwork teacher 😂😂

EngagedAgain · 20/01/2019 21:26

Out of all the crush threads I've read on here I don't remember anyone mentioning him? I have crushes on some celebs I know you lot would take the Mick.

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WithAllIntenseAndPurposes · 20/01/2019 21:27

Oh go onnnnn engaged look at the flack I'm getting....it couldn't be this bad

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fadingfast · 20/01/2019 21:29

Do you resemble a Disney Princess OP? If so I reckon you'd be in with a shout.

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Lottapianos · 20/01/2019 21:30

'And would climb you like a tree'

Envy vomit, not envy!

Jiggins · 20/01/2019 21:32

Oh my God, that photo.

Can you play the violin?
Do you look like you should be sitting astride a toilet roll in a granny's bathroom?

If so, Andre Rieu wants to hear from you!

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