To have a major crush on

[WithAllIntenseAndPurposes]

Andre Rieu?
I am aren't I...but he's just so passionate and talented and almost masterful....please help me someone 😱

Thom Yorke - Eeek

Andre Rieu - different yet just as emphatic Eeek

Next we'll have someone confessing to having a long standing crush on Richard Clayderman.

How can you not adore that little face

Villain, can't believe someone has actually come up with Richard Clayderman (sp) another one of mine...

Not a long standing crush, about three years since I saw him on you tube. Mick H I think has been the longest since around early nineties. Others I just accumulate along the way! Must have a think about it all there's so many now! Plus some younger mainly a few pro's from strictly and DOI. Brendan a fave from start. Cain Dingle/ Jeff Hordley. Can't quite make up my mind about Graham E'dale.

Reading this to my 81 yo dad who's laid up in hospital at the mo...even he agrees Andre Rieu is a no-no !

"And his lazy eye wouldn't bother me either. I'd just kiss it and slurp on it if he wanted me to."

Please get some help. Or go to church.

Rory Stewart.

Minty, hope your dad gets well soon. Hopefully this is all cheering him up.

Christopher Lambert when he was in Highlander... Swooon

Cain Dingle now your talking. I bet he'd be really masterful in the boudoir.
And Graham, when he's sober obvs.
Andre is just very very wrong.

Christopher Lambert when he was in Highlander... Swooon
^^
This with knobs on

Hope your better soon Mr Cedric.

HOLD ON A MINUTE!

RORY STEWART?

The Tory fella who looks like a Poundland Peter Pan?

Someone pass me the smelling salts.

Some oldies, Charlton Heston, he was such a lovely man in rl, Omar Sharif, Clint Eastwood, Christopher Walken. Think I better stop now!

'Villain, can't believe someone has actually come up with Richard Clayderman (sp) another one of mine...'

Would you like him to tinkle on your ivories?

Thanks Engaged.

Unfortunately he's broken his bacķ so we're in for a long haul, but it's good to get a bit of a smile from time to time .

Thank Tommy

Your poor dad, Minty. Glad he's well enough to see fancying Mr Rieu is a dark path to go down.

Rieu looks like the offspring of Jeremy Clarkson and Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall. Ewww!

Cain Dingle hell yes. In fact him Graham and Ross all in one would be the ideal.

But still Andre and his fiddling stick is still a major fantasy. He can do fiddling practice on me any day

Villain, imagine teeth to teeth! OP yes a triple sandwich! Actually op think you've taken it very well all the P taking about Andre, 😇 does anyone else fancy him? I expect it's the same for a lot of women it's not just the looks, it's the talent and charisma. Andre must be very musically talented. I don't know anything about him is he a violinist. Expect your shouting rtfft (sorry) Roger Federer, Nadal and Novak, oh no I've just thought of another LONG time fave Boris Becker, since he was 17. Shall await some unsavoury remarks!

I have a friend who worked in show business, who assured me that Andre shared his fiddling stick rather generously - I found this hard to believe, but I'm passing it on - I can't really judge when it comes to crushes, I adore Willie Nelson, when he sings "Always on my Mind," I melt!

Well the lady who had a knee trembler with him in the heron cupboard shares your enthusiasm for Becker!

Oh I am glad to hear Andre is generous with his fiddling stick. As they say many a new tune played on and old fiddle

Molly, what about Kenny Rogers singing lady, I love that.

I totally get the Willie Nelson one. The voice, the principles, the plaits!

Yeah, I’d go there.