To have a major crush on

[WithAllIntenseAndPurposes]

Andre Rieu?
I am aren't I...but he's just so passionate and talented and almost masterful....please help me someone 😱

Andre Rieu? Nah, I don't get it.
Now Alfie Boe I do understand. He exudes masculinity; he has testosterone oozing out of every pore.

Not heard of Thom Yorke, shall look him up in a minute. Shall have to get some shut eye now. Zzzz

I think he’d be capable of a crescendo or two. However he’s all yours! Waves to the person who is paid to scour social media for references

I would love him to be all mine

Just an hour with that fiddling stick and I'd be in my element

Or maybe as he's an actual pensioner half hour would do

What has my life become

My 81 year old next door neighbour adores Andre!

She gives me his DVDs to borrow. I pretend to watch them then give them back a week later

She's so sweet! I think you'd get on well OP

Tommy Walsh would do all the DIY that needed doing and then service YOU properly.

I'm laughing so much I'm keeping my old man awake

The old man I've got not the nearly 70 year old violinist I want

I nearly wet my pants with joy recently when I say tommy walshs' butt hinges in Poundland

I used to live around the corner from Tommy Walsh. He always seemed v pleasant, would say hello if you passed him while he was walking the dog. Never thought he was fanciable but he is very tall and strapping I guess

used to fancy michael jackson in the thriller/bad years. also had a crush on fergal sharkey in the 80s. i go week at the knees for the character tommy shelby in peaky blinders, but oddly don’t fancy cillian murphy, the actor that plays him

I used to fancy Michael Jackson too...when he looked like a male

I'm glad someone else said Warwick Davies. I think he's lovely

He's extremely smug looking, that's all I can think when I look at him. Although, I got mocked on here for admitting I fancy Jack Black, so I maybe cant talk! 😂

Andre smuggy mcsmugface Rieu, not lovely Warwick.

I won't lie, I can see the appeal (ever so slightly)

But nobody (and I mean nobody) will ever take over Adam Sandler for me. The things I'd let that man do to me

I'm crying with laughter at whoever said he looked like a high school woodwork teacher

Why hasn’t this been posted yet?

All hail TWC.

You'd have thought whoever took the photo would have told him then he could have 're-arranged' himself!

@PotOOOOOOOO

@starryeyed19
Do you think Andre has been a bad monkey?

The mullety violin man?

OP, if you haven't yet been cured of your crush, MNetters will surely help you soon

However being alone with Andre sounds like a dream
Sorry, you’d to share him with his wife of 44 years. Somehow finding out he’s been married that long made me think ahhh bless him.

Not heard of Thom Yorke, shall look him up in a minute. Shall have to get some shut eye now
Are you taking the piss?
Anyway, yay to Thom, when he was younger and funkier though. He’s channeling Willie Nelson these days.