To think no bridezilla thread will ever top this?

[ZeroFuchsiasGiven]

No idea if it's true. It's made me laugh so much I was wheezing.

I once let someone borrow £30 which they still haven't returned and I'm still kinda miffed by that. No way would I give that much money to a someone for their wedding max £50 if I really liked them

Sarcasm isn't your strongest suit, is it Orange?

Oh my days😂😂😂😂

This can't be true!?

Based on some of the stories I've seen about wedding and cheeky fuckery, it's not beyond belief. I'd like to think it couldn't happen, but I know better...

If it is, then the groom to be should thank his lucky stars he got out when he did.

lots of comments about mother tub 🤣😂

The trip to South America to 'find' herself should be interesting

Particularly when she realises she has to buy a plane ticket. With.Her.Own.Money

Particularly when she realises she has to buy a plane ticket. With.Her.Own.Money

Nah. She probably did a go fund me for that too.

MyMouthTubIsSmiling might be my new MN name.

This can't be real though.

Fiction.

Is there a TL:DR version please?

Buy an attention span.

Do you remember the one on here that was in a super remote castle in Wales? There was no where else to stay but there and the rooms were really expensive so lots of people weren’t going. For every room that didn’t sell the cost of the wedding, and booked rooms went up

I remember that vaguely. What happened in the end? Can anyone remember?

If it is real, it's hilarious.

But, assuming it's not, I'm chortling at the use of the word 'hoochie' in terms of a bride who gets married in Vegas. The two women I know who got married in Vegas were as least 'hoochie' as you can get

Jesus. That guy dodged a bullet. She's batshit.

There's a FB group called "You're out of your mind, Susan" with a screen shot of the last page linked in the OP. So it might be a little bit true? Maybe?

This is not true, and kind of sexist.

Well, I've joined the FB group and there doesn't seem to be anything else on it. No comments or anything. Wondering if it might be a marketing ploy?

I'm sceptical that this is actually true!

TiredPony which group? There are two posts, one with 701 comments and one with about 1,400

Ah sorry just realised I meant the original group it was posted in. The new one is a tag group I assume set up for future Susan esq posts so won’t have any activity yet

Surely the Kardashian are the most expensive whore of all time they have sold everything about themselves

And more cows like that bride think they have a right to live their fake life.

There is no way a real life American used the word horrid.

My mother tub is grinning from ear to ear...

This can't be true, surely?! If it is, what a hold digging bitch... If not, excellent fiction!!

^^*gold not freaking hold....

Maybe I should rethink my request for no gifts at my wedding? Going off that £500 doesn’t seem so ambitious!

What did she expect? People shouldn’t have to pay to go to your wedding! Well, it backfired anyway...