To think no bridezilla thread will ever top this?

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No idea if it's true. It's made me laugh so much I was wheezing.

Not convinced by its veracity but was very funny

That said, I can actually imagine that there are people out there who would behave this way!

You know, I bet there is a true story in there somewhere. After reading some of the threads on here, nothing would surprise me.

So a Vegas wedding would be tacky beyond belief.

However, pressure-selling grossly expensive tickets to your own wedding is.... the height of sophistication?!

Even Viagogo wouldn't touch the great many unsold ones of those!!

I imagine its fake ($5k ring at 18, yeah right) but I wouldnt be surprised if it came up as true. Weddings make arseholes out of people.

But, come to the big point. "Declyn" seriously. That really annoys me.

Can we have a follow up at what Declyn does while his crazy ma "finds herself"

I had a whore wedding! :D

I would shudder at the thought of being a kardashian for the day!

I doubt it's real and there is a page missing.

I want more- where are the other pages!!!????

It must be fake, but the very fact that people are discussing it says a lot about Bridezillas these days, and how demanding and temperamental they are.

When I read it on FB this morning the poster was apparently a cousin of bridezilla. Not sure if that makes it more or less likely to be true!

Here’s the missing bit- doesn’t change much.

5k ring at 18. This doesn’t sound real. Anyone found the go fund me page?

Can’t be true. But is so funny!

Noooo, it stopped just as it got to the exciting part!

And her complaint about the ex with the Vegas wedding? Seriously lady, he's a bloody genius. How couldn't you be a Kardashian for the day in Vegas? After your hooker wedding just take a walk down Fremont Street, you can be anything you want there - I've seen Elvis, Freddy Krueger, Marilyn Monroe with a beard ffs - why not a Kardashian? Those ancient pop culture lookalikes are in dire need of the addition to their ranks of some updated personalities, you'd be raking in the photo op money!

Unfortunately the cousin has her FB friends locked down (probably for the best) so I can’t find anything that would lead to the Go Fund Me page

Smurfy you're clearly a whore 🤣

Not real. It's written in such a deliberately comical way.

It sounds like a reverse to me.

I'm sure it's not real, but it's great and not far from the truth. Of course there may well be people as awful as her.

Is her kid going on her little South American jaunt too?

According to the post I said she has never left their state and has no chance of actually going to South America

This sounds like the type of shit my SiL would pull

Is this the poster who was getting married in Maui?

An update from the cousin!

Actually I don’t know if it’s the cousin!

It sounds like fiction to me; a bit '13 Reasons Why' in places, although that was quite good - this isn't.

Best thing for her to go back-packing, I can't imagine she'll survive, not with that attitude, goodness me!