To think no bridezilla thread will ever top this?

[ZeroFuchsiasGiven]

No idea if it's true. It's made me laugh so much I was wheezing.

Yes that’s who meant when I said cousin. Might be more of a distant relative actually though.
How much do you love that group btw?

It’s definitely not true and stuff like this always makes me itch slightly because it leans in to so many misogynistic tropes.

Wow. No I believe it’s probably true, but has me sat with my mother tub hanging open

Mother tub= mouth. No idea how that happened!

I quite like the expression mother tub, I was trying to work out what it meant, it is a bit disappointing to learn it was just a predictive error. Maybe we should give it an actual meaning?

If this is real, then WOW!

It's so outragious it must be true!!

I doubt it's true simply because Americans don't seem to use cunt as an insult all that much.
And I agree with the PP who spotted a whiff of misogyny about it.

Is there a TL:DR version please?

It can't be real surely? Sounds like a pastiche of a few different stories to me.

Is there a TL:DR version please?

A very entitled woman wanted guests to fund her very expensive wedding.

But it might all be made up.

namechange oh did I get cousin from you? I thought I must have seen it somewhere! I’m not actually in the group, I went to join but I don’t know if I can lie in the questions it asks you for approval..!

womaningreen
Bride wants a kardashian style wedding, asks all guests to give her $1500 towards it or they can’t come. MOH promised 5k but changes her mind and people decide they won’t pay. Bride thinks this is outrageous and snakey, because who can’t afford $1500? And throws her toys out the pram because of it

Sorry but I think her friends were out of order- it's only $1500. She deserves to have them fund her Kardashian wedding instead of spending that money on themselves.
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I once let someone borrow £30 which they still haven't returned and I'm still kinda miffed by that. No way would I give that much money to a someone for their wedding max £50 if I really liked them

My mother tub is wide open too

Thank you
I really hope it's not true!

Loving the update! It would be so funny if this were actually real.

mother tub

What nonsense.

'Mother tub' sounds like a euphemism for baby weight.

Click hole is a parody account isn't it?

Mother tub= mouth. No idea how that happened!

I prefer Mother tub.

How angry is she gonna be if the ex ends up with her ex friend?

My mother tub is smiling.

I love that phrase

I don't even find it funny!

Obviously satire. She is vehemently against a Las Vegas wedding because only hoochies and whores do that and then says she wants to be a Kardashian for the day .