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AIBU?

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Original poster

To think NOBODY is having sex tonight?

131 replies

RealEstateNovelist · 26/07/2018 23:28

My DH just tried to get near me and I couldn’t believe it. We are both just lying here sweltering. I can’t imagine doing anything that would make me more sweaty. Or touching his hot hot skin.

OP posts:
AnneLovesGilbert · 26/07/2018 23:28

YABU Smile

ZigZagIntoTheBlue · 26/07/2018 23:29

Yanbu!

StillMedusa · 26/07/2018 23:31

I'm staying downstairs on the sofa tonight. Not a chance of even sharing a mattress with dh, let alone anything else!

Chocolatecoffeeaddict · 26/07/2018 23:31

YABU 😏. We have a fan.

OutnumberedByFurchesters · 26/07/2018 23:31

YABU... sure a few couples are having a nice cool shower together!

Wink
ThunderInMyHeart · 26/07/2018 23:31

Agreed! Plus surely every window on the continent is open right now?!

YellowBucket · 26/07/2018 23:31

I closed my windows 10 minutes ago as my neighbours were proving you wrong!

Quittingthyme · 26/07/2018 23:32

YABU. We have a pool. Wink

mogloveseggs · 26/07/2018 23:32

Yanbu!

TeddyIsaHe · 26/07/2018 23:32

YABU! Dp is away in Bath and I’m massively frustrated! Obviously not due to the fact wine was flowing at the familybbq.. definitely not.

JenBarber · 26/07/2018 23:32

I'm actually a bit chilly.

Am I ill?

hungryhippo90 · 26/07/2018 23:33

Haha I was just thinking this!

Obviously don’t feel sexy after DH asked for help talcum powdering his balls. He smells like his gran now too.... deffo not on the cards in the hippo house tonight.

mimibunz · 26/07/2018 23:33

My DH and I was having this conversation earlier. Grin

YellowBucket · 26/07/2018 23:34

Haha! Great timing @Thunder! All except ours.

Original poster
RealEstateNovelist · 26/07/2018 23:35

Funny to get such a range of answers Grin. We have three fans going AND we took a cool shower before bed. But still no chance. Hopefully it breaks by the weekend!

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 26/07/2018 23:35

A fan is your friend OP, plus when placed strategically, feels pretty lush. Wink

ShesABelter · 26/07/2018 23:38

Sitting waiting for the kids to fall asleep. Yabu.

AtSea1979 · 26/07/2018 23:41

Jen yes you’re ill. Go take some paracetamol and vit C. You’ll be sweltering again in half an hour.

steff13 · 26/07/2018 23:44

It's actually better to take a warm shower when it's hot. Also, we have air conditioning, so...

Maelstrop · 27/07/2018 00:03

I'm actually a bit chilly. Am I ill?

I’d say so, yes. I had this last weekend, chills, had to wrap myself in the duvet and shivering still. Needed the loo every 30 minutes so hard to sleep. Also feeling sick so had a bucket just in case. Very weird.

Out of 4 of us (all female)having dinner earlier, only one said her DH wanted sex despite the heat. The rest of us were all saying no way, it’s too hot etc.

Ginkypig · 27/07/2018 00:04

I did Grin

theanonymum1 · 27/07/2018 00:05

No sex over here and I’m fucking grumpy.

pigsDOfly · 27/07/2018 00:06

I live alone. I'm certainly not having sex with anyone tonight Sad

IAmtheOompahLoompah · 27/07/2018 00:06

It's too darn hot
It's too darn hot
I'd like to sup with my baby tonight
Refill the cup with my baby tonight
I'd like to sup with my baby tonight
Refill the cup with my baby tonight
But I ain't up to my baby tonight
'Cause it's too darn hot

Twokiddies · 27/07/2018 00:07

Sex over here.. Twice 😳