To think NOBODY is having sex tonight?

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My DH just tried to get near me and I couldn’t believe it. We are both just lying here sweltering. I can’t imagine doing anything that would make me more sweaty. Or touching his hot hot skin.

It’s only 17* here now and it’s been very romantic lying watching/listening to a massive thunder storm

Did it this afternoon... fan on full 😂

Nothing doing tonight, but that’s through lack of opportunity and nothing else. Yesterday was go, regardless of the heat.

It’s too hot. 30 degrees in the bedroom.

Although, when it’s not this hot, but with a fan on, the breeze in the right place is quite nice

Plus the white noise is helpful

I did. Twice

@hungryhippo90 I properly laughed at talc balls 🤣

YANBU. A kiss in the rain when the storm started was nice though.

@IAmtheOompahLoompah: I may be a simple soul, but I think Ann Miller's version of this from "Kiss Me, Kate" really does steam up the screen - esp the line (I think it's) "I'd like to pitch some woo with my baby tonight, but it's too darn hot."

An oldie, but definitely a goodie.

Many countries on the equator (or just much closer to it than the UK is) are having trouble with overpopulation, so I'm not sure hot weather is an effective method of contraception.

YANBU in the least, but that hasn’t stopped DH from asking. He got told to piss off!

When I got into bed last night my DP said very firmly - Don't touch me!!

Mine did too @ThePrioryGhost

We're bringing a mattress downstairs to sleep in the living room as bedroom is 29 degrees. I suspect DP suggested this because over the last few days I've said the bedroom is too hot for fun times. Bless him, must be getting desperate

Doesn't anyone in England have air conditioning? wtf?

Have sex in the shower??

No salem

No Salem. It just would get used so rarely.

No sex here sadly. I find the heat revs me up, just need a partner who feels the same way

Salem, don’t know where you live but these conditions in the UK are still currently exceptionally rare!

Air con could be the business to get into now though if long range forecasts are to be believed

I was humming along to I am kloot earlier and sang the line, "maybe we can... You know" DH jumped in with "no. No we can't. Don't even think it"

So that's me told

Salem

Hopefully it breaks by the weekend!
Ouch! Your poor, poor husband!

Invest in an air conditioner. That's what helps the affluent people procreate in the tropics!

Twice last night and again this morning. We havent seen each other for 10 days!

He was dripping sweat on me though - nice

Hell to the no.
DH’s foot brushed mine as he got in bed and I thought it would melt
I don’t do well in heat - anything above 20 degrees and I’m a miserable, sweaty mess.
Definitely no sex happening here.