AIBU to try this 'game'? - I think it could be fun.
Locked upstairs in a house, you need to escape.
Rules, only one instruction per person until the correct action has been identified.
I've already 'written' the way to escape - if it works then I will write a fuller version to play a different evening.
For example: (player/you) Open Window:
(me) There are no windows.