Can you escape (game/test)

[Gamesmaster]

AIBU to try this 'game'? - I think it could be fun.

Locked upstairs in a house, you need to escape.

Rules, only one instruction per person until the correct action has been identified.

I've already 'written' the way to escape - if it works then I will write a fuller version to play a different evening.

For example: (player/you) Open Window:

(me) There are no windows.

Ooo use a table leg to smash through the loft and climb onto the roof? Would it be possible to smash through a roof like that?

This is a very dull property. What're the neighbours like?

Use your mobile phone to call for an Uber?

Walk through loft and look for exit?

OnlyBaBaBiss If you break the table you wont be able to reach the loft

Oh yeah ... 🤔

Is there a window in the loft? If so, attempt to open it.

Take the water into the lift

Loft

Use the matches to search the second dark room for anything interesting

Set fire to clothes die a slow death wondering why the OP started this

’You smell the burnt match, it smells nice.’.

Have you lit a match in the dark room yet? If not, do so now.

Sidestep left! Sidestep left! Don't drink the poison!

For the nightmare fans out there

Can you walk around and see if there is another loft hatch to get down through?

So is the loft definitely empty? Or does it appear to be empty?

Take the match and search the dark hall way for something else. What do we see? Another door?

This is a very dull property. What're the neighbours like?

They have parked on your drive.
After having a late night noisy party.
And trimming your hedges.

Is the furniture invisible?

fruitbrew simultaneously?

Ok so if there are 2 adjoining rooms with no windows that can’t be the original shape of the house, so a part of some of the walls must be false, use a table leg to smash the hollow sounding bit of the wall

... most of my answers seem to be about smashing shit up, maybe I’m not the intended audience

SneakyGremlins maybe it was a hedge trimming party.

PlateofBiscuits sounds kinky

Plate keys in the bowl everyone

X-post!

Is there a skylight?

I see the boredom is setting in... I shall run through the last bit and will work on an improved version for another time!

(yellow right again) You light a match in the second room (which was dark) you see there is a lump under the carpet - basically there is a hidden trapdoor to another room below, that room is empty except one solid wooden locked door (locked) and a pile of firewood - you use the last match to light the firewood which you have placed next to the door - then when it has burnt the door enough you douse yourself in the water and run through the burning door and then you have escaped

apologies to those that find this boring/ pointless - just thought it might be fun - will try again at some point but will post ona different topic!

thanks all