TITZILLA 2: Implants, lawsuits & love affairs

[Welshgal1]

Back by popular demand... we're all this together now!

Original thread: I think my friend should pay, she thinks we should split it?http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/amiibeingunreasonable/3240864-i-think-my-friend-should-pay-she-thinks-we-should-split-it

OH has now said if we conceive on our mini trip we have to give the baby the middle name Titzilla.

Wouldn’t that be the best revenge..

Your DH sounds great :) As do you! Hope you both have a lovely holiday.

Is he intending to spell Titzilla in the conventional way, or going for the more yooneek TitZilla?
Is "cancel the op" the new "cancel the cheque"? These threads are classic.

😲 can't believe the brass neck of Titzilla? Or should that be "brass baps"?

Oh my just read thread! I cannot believe it. How are some people so self obsessed!

That she hopes you are infertile... woah! Speechless.

She actually sounds quite unwell.

Deranged loonies are amazing at a safe distance. Watching them, in their natural habitat of fb, using their distinctive wail of unfair, to summon folk with lower cynicism levels in order that their will be done. With the right commentary voice it could be a beautiful dance of nature.

Has she really cancelled the surgery?

Seems like a stupid thing to do until the last moment if she's not going to get any money back. If I was short of someone to take me to an op (wouldn't be a boob job though!!) I'd be trying to find someone else to help me, not making threats about legal action.

Or, maybe she did get some of the money back. She's certainly not above bending the truth is she?

Or should that be "brass baps"?

I'm weak

Hope you have a fab mini break making a person hope Titzilla fucks off and leaves you both in peace!!

For all asking, I have no idea whether or not she's cancelled the op. I can see all your suggestions of ways around the chaperone policy without cancelling.. and fully agree. However will not be communicating these ideas to her as she is a twat

My grandad used to call me titsalina. Maybe the baby could have that for a middle name

Hope TTC goes well

She's a big cheeky cow with a very nasty side

It's annoying me people commenting on how she can get a refund, as if you give a shit!

I don’t believe she has lost her money. I am sure she will have the option of deferring the operation as there must be times when some has an illness or family emergency that prevents someone going ahead with an op.

I’ve been reading. It’s stunning.

What a super-twat!

If you won't consider Titzilla for a middle name what about 'Boobara'?

I am SO tempted to NC - TitZilla coming soon

Shes stupid and nuts! But keep the messages and facebook screenshots because she is building up a nice Harassment case against her.

I don't see what your problem is OP? You are just so SELFISH

this thread is mad
keep up the good work welshgal1

Ha ha @TitZillas
Have a good holiday OP.

Welshgal I give you your future baby’s new first name (forget middle name OP’s DH!). Titwillow.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ueuA-9pqRok

I'm just laughing at how furious titzilla is going to be when she finds out your dh has paid to take you away 😂

Hats off to your DH, OP - he sounds like he'll make a fab Dad with that sense of humour!

I hope you have a marvellous weekend away Welshgirl. Sounds like your dh is lovely, (and hilarious!)