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TITZILLA 2: Implants, lawsuits & love affairs

616 replies

Welshgal1 · 10/05/2018 11:41

Back by popular demand... we're all this together now!

Original thread: I think my friend should pay, she thinks we should split it?http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/amiibeingunreasonable/3240864-i-think-my-friend-should-pay-she-thinks-we-should-split-it

OP posts:
KerplunkChampion · 10/05/2018 13:56

Cd77 sucks!

BaldricksTrousers · 10/05/2018 13:59

This will never come to court and she knows it, that's why she's switching tactics. The "anonymous message saying your partner is cheating" trick seems to be very popular lately!

Lightsong · 10/05/2018 14:00

I have just commented on the Terry Pratchett thread to say that Small Gods is the best thing I have ever read, but it's not anymore, these Titzilla threads are Grin

SteveMcGarrettsBudgieSmugglers · 10/05/2018 14:01

can't believe the brass neck of Titzilla? Or should that be "brass baps"?

Grin
Flowerpotbicycle · 10/05/2018 14:03

These threads are hilarious!

Calatonia · 10/05/2018 14:04

"Titania" for the soon to be conceived LO? As a middle name at the very least.

BlackAmericanoNoSugar · 10/05/2018 14:09

Silence and ignoring is definitely the best policy, but the naughty side of me wants you to send a message saying "I couldn't help you now even if I wanted to. Some random weirdo sent OH a message saying that I am having an affair, so now he won't let me spend any nights away from home." Grin

harriethoyle · 10/05/2018 14:09

@blackamericano HAHAHA!! Genius!!

DGRossetti · 10/05/2018 14:13

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Annonymiss123 · 10/05/2018 14:14

Silence and ignoring is definitely the best policy, but the naughty side of me wants you to send a message saying "I couldn't help you now even if I wanted to. Some random weirdo sent OH a message saying that I am having an affair, so now he won't let me spend any nights away from home."

Brilliant!

Mymycherrypie · 10/05/2018 14:18

Are her fb posts public or is your friend sending you screen shots? Watch that she doesn’t cotton on and block the friend!

VileyRose · 10/05/2018 14:24

It costs money to take to court. She sounds vile x

Jozxyqk · 10/05/2018 14:24

Ha! I love that BlackAmericano.

0lgaDaPolga · 10/05/2018 14:25

God she is awful! Your dp is fab though Grin

Good luck with the ttc. For what it’s worth both my babies were conceived fairly quickly with super long cycles so don’t worry too much!

Welshgal1 · 10/05/2018 14:26

Have sent a few texts to mutual friend regarding her Facebook antics trying to get an update... no reply. How dare she work when there are so many people waiting on Titzilla updates Angry

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MiddleClassProblem · 10/05/2018 14:26

Any idea where you might be going?

IamPickleRick · 10/05/2018 14:27

I’d have responded something like “hahahahaha! How are you going to pay for lawyers when you couldnt even afford to pay for the hotel earlier? Hope your tits fall off! Byeeeeeee!”

GeekyWombat · 10/05/2018 14:30

I’ve only been offline for 48 hours... this escalated quickly! Grin

byanyothernamerose · 10/05/2018 14:32

Best thread ever!!! Cannot wait for Facebook updates!!

RuggerHug · 10/05/2018 14:32

BlackAmericanoNoSugar I bow down to you! Bravo😁😁😁

Welshgal1 · 10/05/2018 14:33

@MiddleClassProblem Nope Confused Any bets?

OP posts:
MaidofEyes · 10/05/2018 14:34

Well OP, I'm beyond sorry I thought you should (half heartedly) offer to pay half hotel (not fuel though) cost. Although I would have assumed Titzilla would have said 'No, don't be absurd, you are doing me a massive favour, I'm paying for all the fuel and also all the hotel.'

Surely one of her FB hunz could be her chaperone, as she is soooo popular?

Earthwindnfiya · 10/05/2018 14:35

What an idiot she is, shes obviously throwing a tantrum because she hasn't got her own way. If she was so arsed about losing 13k surely she would just ask someone else? Anyone else.

Also am I right in thinking this woman is paying £13k just for a boob job? That cannot be right, mine didn't even cost half of that. Is she getting diamond encrusted implants or something?

Dobby1sAFreeElf · 10/05/2018 14:37

blackamericano doffs cap at your evil genius

GummyGoddess · 10/05/2018 14:45

@Earthwindnfiya No, she's also having a nose job. Still seems a lot to me though.

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