TITZILLA 2: Implants, lawsuits & love affairs

[Welshgal1]

Back by popular demand... we're all this together now!

Original thread: I think my friend should pay, she thinks we should split it?http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/amiibeingunreasonable/3240864-i-think-my-friend-should-pay-she-thinks-we-should-split-it

I adore that he said Titzilla.

If ONLY she had an equally deraged boyfriend who now weighed in on her behalf and could therefore be referred to as TITZILLO, my satisfaction would be complete.

Welshgal1 please tell me that the title of this thread is an upcoming movie.

I would pay to see this on screen.

Her threats about lawyers are bullshit. Just bullshit.

Now please, when can we see Titzilla the movie?

@welshgal1

"When your friend betrays you and wastes £13k of your hard earned money by forcing you to cancel non refundable medical procedures.. do I sue the bitch or just rejoice in the fact she's struggling to get pregnant and hope karma makes the bitch infertile 🤷🏻‍♀️"

I am in fucking shock. What on earth did her facebook friends say on that post?! If one of my friends posted something so vile and nasty I would be unfriending them.

Glad you started another thread OP!

clicky link to original thread
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3240864-i-think-my-friend-should-pay-she-thinks-we-should-split-it

Do you think she has really cancelled the procedure though, OP? Because surely she could literally pay someone to turn up to "chaperone" her for the couple of hours they need to be actually present and then just wing it back via public transport or taxi? I don't know where in the country you are, but for instance, a taxi from Cardiff to London is only £179, which seems within the realms of possibility.

Also, OMG this is completely brilliant.

Oh god, this is gold, how can somebody behave like this.

I wonder whether you can hire an agency nurse/carer for this sort of thing? You know, if you have no friends/Family willing to indulge you.

Or, if not a supportive Titzillo, then perhaps a squeaky Hun-type friend to take the role of TITZUKI

Are you keeping in contact with your mutual friend? Perhaps she’ll find one of her huns from fb willing to take her. She just needs a chaperone to collect her from the hospital. With all those contacts one of them must be living in/around London and could meet her after the op and accompany her to a taxi. Hardly difficult to arrange.

All joking aside lass, definitely screenshot and log all, just in case she takes loony to a new level.

Oh, and if we want further examples of batshittery while we wait for something else to happen, who remembers the one about the OP whose acquaintance spread rumours that OP had died (and it turned out that the rumour-spreader was after OP's H or something.) OP of that one was very amusing and her DH sounded like an absolute gem, as well.

Titzilla- the gift that keeps on giving.
Thank you for providing me with a happy mornings reading of utter CFuckery.
I love the way your DH is invested in this now.
bravo to you for standing up to her and big pat on back to your DH for calling her Titzilla.

All joking aside lass, definitely screenshot and log all, just in case she takes loony to a new level.

Yes - resist the temptation to delete everything, just in case! Also, if she starts harassing you (or rather, steps it up) you might be the one taking legal steps to make her back off, so the more you have documented the better.

As an afterthought- do you know where it is she was supposed to have this done?

If you knew the name of the clinic you could actually see what policy they have in place regarding payment.

I find the non-refundable thing... a little odd.

What an entitled, spoilt person! Given what I read on MN but it still shocks me the level of entitlement of some people.

I've been keeping updated on the original thread but haven't yet posted as honestly everyone pretty much covered everything I could have said!
Bravo for being the bigger person... saying that I loved your DHs response to her (made me spit out my tea!) 😂

I hope you enjoy your weekend away

Just rtft and had to come here to say I hope she does go to a lawyer, shows the messages and get some laughed out of their office and billed more than it would have cost her to pay for your stay.

Anyone else hope she googles titzilla now? Not placemarking at all, no suree

Wow! Do you have any other mutual fb friends other than the one who told you about the post?

I was feeling a little bit sorry for her lack of social skills etc until I read the above post re conceiving.

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I posted up a link on the last thread to a company that offers post-surgery care at a price - they're not difficult to find but the longer she leaves it, the harder it will be to arrange someone in time She still has a few days to get something organised if she really wanted to rather than sound off about ungrateful friends and make up stories

Shameless place mark

Have a lovely weekend!

Your husband's response is perfect.

I could only think of :
'Thank-you so much for telling me. I'd better whisk her away on a romantic weekend to win her back.'