Best pub/ shop names ever!

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Doing some research on the house we're moving to and it's very near to a pub called.. the Malt Disley!

I love it!! I'm having a bitch of a time with the letting agent and this house is very worth it but aibu to ask you to cheer me up with funny shop/ pub names?

Saw a chinese restaurant called wok and roll once

There's a hairdressers in the next town over to me called 'curl up and dye' makes lol everytime I see it!

I saw a diving type shop once called Wet Dreams.

There is a fish and chip shop in Bristol called The Cod Almighty.

There's a local courier company whose tag line is "To Finaghy And Beyond" which is only good if you know Finagy a)rhymes with infinity and b) is in Belfast...

Chippy in East Belfast: 'For Cod and Ulster'

Finaghy and Beyond hahaha!!!!

A hairdressers called 'No hat required'

Not a shop, but a tree surgeons called Special Branch

A pub called the Golden Cock.

Great picture of a rooster.

I loved the builders’ van I used to see round West London with the slogan “Patel’s - you’ve had the cowboys, now try the Indians”

Chinese take away called Soon Fatt

We have a chip shop called the cod father.

When I was young the butcher's in the village we lived in was called Vince Meat, the owner was called Vince it wasn't completely random.

Abra-kebabra.

A courier company called Post Haste

There’s a pub down my road called the Fawcett inn.

Speciality is Fawcett in cider.

*down THE road, not on my road

There used to be a hair salon I knew called The Best Little Hairhouse.

There’s an auto-electrical company who advertise in our local free paper called Sparks and Sensors. Makes me chortle every time.

Bake n butty

Lino Ritchie...is it me you're looking floor?

Newsagent in Ilford- Fags and Mags
Pub in Merthyr- Coombs on inn (owners surname is Coombs)

Lino ritchie
😂😂😂

There is a company called Sofa King nearby. Not that funny, until you see their slogan