Best pub/ shop names ever!

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Doing some research on the house we're moving to and it's very near to a pub called.. the Malt Disley!

I love it!! I'm having a bitch of a time with the letting agent and this house is very worth it but aibu to ask you to cheer me up with funny shop/ pub names?

Wright Hassell are exactly that...drafted in by debt collection agencies for the most part.

I remember the pink pizza car! Some of these are hilarious. Golden cock pub not for from me!

Winking Willy’s fish and chip shop in Scarborough always makes me giggle in an immature way

When I lived in Durham there was a pub called the fighting cocks

Frying Nemo - fish n chip shop in Howden, East Yorks.

This is an old one but there's a dry cleaners in Turnham Green called Turnham Clean. 😂

There are some builders near us called bodgit and scarper

'Godloves Solicitors' (yes, really); 'Brian Pickles Lawnmowers' (where did he get the jars?) and the slightly worrying 'Hu man Take-away' - genuinely all businesses round our way.

Benjamin Barker’s Hairdressers (aka Sweeney Todd)

Rhythm & Booze off licence

Tanning place in Oxford called Sun of a beach

A yarn shop in a village near Bristol “Alter knit universe”

COD father - chippy
Iron maiden - ironing service

There was a take away in the village of Bare called Bare Grills.

@Mooey89 You be near me then!

We've got a window cleaner called Seymour clearly.
And there was a tanning salon called Tanzinere

I've been to a chip shop called 'frying nemo' 😬

Many years ago there was a carpet shop in Chiswick named Fukhall and Piskett!

These are epic!

Chinese takeaway in Brighton called

Brighton Wok

It still makes me laugh

GP surgery in Shepherds Bush - The Bush Doctors

We used to have a mobile fish and chip seller called
Chip Van Winkle

Still makes me laugh.

The Rhondda Valley is brilliant for shop names.

There’s a dog grooming place here called Captain Dugwash

Also, I love spotting Virgin Media vans. They all have names which have to contain ‘van’ eg vangelina jolie, jean Claude van dam, obi van kenobi etc I find them hilarious!

Wickedstepmum67 ah I think I know where you live as I used to live near where Brian Pickles his lawn mowers! I used to laugh at that every time I went past

There's a shop in Cupar which sells curtains called Poles Apart

Years ago, DH and I were in stitches when we saw the sign at the entrance to the pub at the Tintagel Castle hotel - "Excalibar". Also a roadside cafe near Kyle of Lochslsh called Jac-o-bite.