Best pub/ shop names ever!

[honeybeeq]

Doing some research on the house we're moving to and it's very near to a pub called.. the Malt Disley!

I love it!! I'm having a bitch of a time with the letting agent and this house is very worth it but aibu to ask you to cheer me up with funny shop/ pub names?

There's a Tanerife in in Aintree that does sunbeds, spray tans etc.

Halal, is it meat you're looking for? Butchers in Lancs.

A Stitch in Time sells wool, thread, sewing machines etc.

@blackdoglet

There’s a chip shop in SWales called A Fish called Rhondda.

A wedding dress show called Aisle Altar Hymn

There is a kebab van in Bristol called Jason’s Donnervan

Veggie Heaven - next to a cemetery in NZ.

Also "Pity the Poor Struggler" - a pub owned by Albert Pierrepoint, a hangman.

Finally, also on the subject of mortality: Wake and Paine, an undertakers in Twickenham.

Chippy near my Mums called A salt n battery!! (Not sure if funny or offensive) ... I’m going witjfunny x

There was a corner shop near me called Singsburys but Sainsbury's said it breached copyright or some rubbish. Don't worry he swiftly changed it to morrisings.

There’s a For Cod’s Sake near us, fish and chips

Burger van - Only foods and sauces
Gardener - Mowsart
Hairdressers - The Hairport (village In NE Lincs)
Chinese takeaway- Wok Star

There is a dog groomers near me called fido sassoon,
a chippy van called the fairy godmother &
A gardening company called the lawn rangers

Must Tan Sally - in Selby, West Yorkshire

I'm sure there's a chippy in Suffolk called The Codfather too.

A pub called The Soldier Dick. Always wonder how much they got for it.....

Chippy in Manchester called

Manchipster Plaice

Gardens - Lawn Order

When I was a student many moons ago I used to eat in a veggie cafe called roots and fruits. I wonder if it is still there

There's a scaffolding company near me that claims to offer the best erections in town

There used to be a door furniture shop in the Metrocentre called Knobs and Knockers

There is also a pub in Disley called Soldier Dick

In France there’s a poodle parkour called Doggy Style but I’m sure that’s a simple case of Franglais fail. When I open my Chinese and Thai restaurants I will call them “Wanton Abandon” and “Thai One On” I have decided. I don’t think that’s been used yet🙂

Parlor not parkour

The Three Cocks
Finge Benefits
Glitz your Bitz

Blond dye bleach -
The Codfather

The Cock inn always makes me smile.