Best pub/ shop names ever!

[honeybeeq]

Doing some research on the house we're moving to and it's very near to a pub called.. the Malt Disley!

I love it!! I'm having a bitch of a time with the letting agent and this house is very worth it but aibu to ask you to cheer me up with funny shop/ pub names?

Miami Beach on the Gold Coast in Aus has a takeaway called Miami Rice.

When I lived in Singapore there was a store that looked fairly high end night street selling handbags it was called Nose tickled me every time I saw it.

And in the town where my Grandma lives the greengrocers and florist was called Meloncauly Rose. (Melancholy)

Gay pub (lesbian) called Tongue and Groove.

Cunning Stunts kite shop

Although might be an urban myth, can't remember how I know the name

Tyrannosaurus Pets - exotic pet shop in Leeds

Jamaicaway in Manchester

Mobility shop in my town called Cane and Able. Makes me chortle every day.

Secondhand shop called Junk and Disorderly.

Pub called the Stumble Inn

Burger van in Swansea: Only Food and Sauces. Makes me laugh every day on the way to work

Very good book store in Beijing genuinely called Wong Fook Hing Book Store

Pub called “The Office”!

Where my Grandparents used to live ( Shirley near Birmingham) there was a Chinese restaurant called The Shirley Temple, the outseide was done to look a bit like a temple
Near me there is a Yoga studio called Om is where the heart it.

Used to live in Essex where I used to see Jim'll mix it on a concrete lorry.

Amy's Winehouse in Sunderland

Jason's donner van

Chippy used to be called the Cod Father

A manual car wash called The Hand Job

Chippy called 'cod'rophinia

An area in Swansea called Killay, pronounced Kill-ay. The Indian Restaurant there was once called the Klay Oven.

Shop in Dewsbury called Guns N Roses. An air gun shop which also sell flowers!

There's a pub I know called the spreadeagle

I used to go to a pub in Eastcote called The Case Is Altered. Rumour had it that the name was a corruption of a Spanish expression, but I'm not sure that anyone really knows!

We had a Hair'Say for a while just after Popstars was on. They even had the same logo, they must have been gutted when they broke up!

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I recently called an electrician called Socket and See. And I regularly see a van for a window company based in a village called East Hanney callec Hanney Glazed.