Best pub/ shop names ever!

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Doing some research on the house we're moving to and it's very near to a pub called.. the Malt Disley!

I love it!! I'm having a bitch of a time with the letting agent and this house is very worth it but aibu to ask you to cheer me up with funny shop/ pub names?

Not a shop, but a brand name for dog food produced in the ROI "Irish Rover".
I have every respect for the genius who came up with that!

Oh, yes, BestIsWest, now I remember seeing Leanne Wood interviews on the news standing in front of a chip shop called “A Fish Called Rhondda”...

I live near the Malt Disley 😃

My former butcher in Oz:

"Meat to Please You...Pleased to Meet You"

I've gift a few, a convenience store called Alaskan See, fish and chip shop in NYC called Assault and Battery, my friend told me about the oz cleaning company called Bruce Springclean

There's a valet car wash in manchester that describes itself as "the best hand job in the north west" on the sign. It also has a snack shop called "drink and drive".

A hairdresser called "hair apparent".

A chippy called "Come Fry With Me" (that was old school, think its long gone!)

A dry cleaners called Cleaners a Whistle

I live in East Sussex. Frequently i seem to follow a concrete mixer
William the Concreter.

There's a florist where I'm from (Liverpool)
called "That bloomin flower shop" which I think is lovely.

There’s a seafood shop near where I live called the Prawnbrokers.

Plumbers called Ballcock and Bits. Bedding shop called Holy Sheet.

Great thread-beaten to it within for COD and Ulster

There is also a 'come on inn' and a bit down the road a 'come on on inn'

Hairdressers are a great one for puns,will have to think of a few but there is a driving school called 'drive with kerr'

Buzzfeed has done a few of these! Bonnie Tiler was one of my favourites. And 'Brimfull of Rasher' were presumably very proud of their bacon rolls.

@KindOfMagic eek! Is it a nice place? It seemed really nice when I viewed it I mean the village not the pub hahaha!!

There used to be a pub in Brighton called the Queen’s head. The pub sign was a portrait of Freddie Mercury....

Another Brighton one

cleaning company

Spruce Sringclean

Oh and there's a mobile phone/tablet fixer near me with a splendid visual pun the logo

Ken's Tuck In Fried Chicken, sure he was forced to change it though...

A bit cheating as not in England but in Continental Europe there's a chain of shops called "athletes foot". Apparently no-one told them that it actually means something else.

Greengrocers near Birmingham called Melon Cauli and a florist called The Fuchsia's Bright

Tree Wise Men - tree surgeons

My dad lives in a very middle class university town in California. The local Chinese restaurant is called Wok of Flame which always makes me giggle as i think of “walk of shame” as in, after a night out. But surely the yanks have no idea what a walk of shame is?!

Wai Kika Moo Kau, Veggie restaurant in Brighton

I heard of hairdressers called

• Curl up and Dye
• Hairy Poppins

I used to live above an "Alaskan See" convenience store (....quality part of town it was).