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Original poster

Relinquish your orgasms for £1 million?

119 replies

Queenoftheblitz · 27/04/2018 15:10

Could you give up ever having another orgasm in your life for £1 million in cash?
I don't think i could - orgasms are just about the best thing you get for free.

OP posts:
DannyLaRuesBestFrock · 27/04/2018 15:11

I would relinquish my orgasms to give my family a stable life.

CherryChasingDotMuncher · 27/04/2018 15:11

Yes. I don't have them anyway so it's basically a free £1m 😂

ClaryFray · 27/04/2018 15:12

Yup.

I'd do it.

DannyLaRuesBestFrock · 27/04/2018 15:12

Sorry, that sounded very serious. I mean, never having to worry about money again.

pickleface · 27/04/2018 15:12

I would, I like them and everything but I'd rather provide for my family forever

givemeyourbadge · 27/04/2018 15:13

same as cherrychasing here.

KanyeWesticle · 27/04/2018 15:13

Absolutely. They're good but not that good!

Aprilmightbemynewname · 27/04/2018 15:14

Where do I sign??

Original poster
Queenoftheblitz · 27/04/2018 15:15

I wonder what the general male response would be?

OP posts:
Dvg · 27/04/2018 15:15

I would, I get most my pleasure from pleasing my partner anyway... orgasms are good but so are a lot of things in life, if I had a million I could buy a nice house and a car and make sure my children got the best education and upbringing as possible.

Justmuddlingalong · 27/04/2018 15:17

I said no. (F)
DP says yes. (M)
Win win in the Justmuddling household. 😉

brieislife · 27/04/2018 15:20

yes Yes YES!

(No more of that for me)

OohMavis · 27/04/2018 15:22

Yes.

But I'd cheat... how they gonna know? Wink

Unless it involved some sort of surgery to cancel the nerve endings... In which case the question would be 'would you undergo some version of FGM for £1million?' and then my answer would be no.

Have I overthought this enough?

Anniegetyourgun · 27/04/2018 15:22

If you can find one you're welcome to it.

HeckyPeck · 27/04/2018 15:24

I'd take the money!

JacquesHammer · 27/04/2018 15:24

Absolutely not!

NeedMoreSleepOrSugar · 27/04/2018 15:25

Yes. I'd miss them, but not £1 million worth.

I wouldn't give up my libido or enjoyment of sex (short of orgasm) though. Experienced that during pregnancy with dc2 and it was utterly frustrating, in every sense of the word!

Lightsong · 27/04/2018 15:25

I would do this in a heartbeat

MakeItStopNeville · 27/04/2018 15:25

Nope! I’d be grumpy for the rest of my life! 😄

fussychica · 27/04/2018 15:27

I'm in my 60s, I'd take the moneyWink

blackteasplease · 27/04/2018 15:40

No, I don't think I would. I could really do with the money but this just seems so sad.

CuppaSarah · 27/04/2018 15:52

Yup, I've had my fair share and after a couple babies they aren't what they used to be. I'd happily give my entire reproductive system for enough money for a truly stable life for my children.

annandale · 27/04/2018 16:06

Bloody hell.

No I don't think I would. But I say that having a roof over my head, regular income etc.

manicinsomniac · 27/04/2018 16:08

I've never had one so yes, absolutely!

vampirethriller · 27/04/2018 16:12

Yep