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Relinquish your orgasms for £1 million?

119 replies

Queenoftheblitz · 27/04/2018 15:10

Could you give up ever having another orgasm in your life for £1 million in cash?
I don't think i could - orgasms are just about the best thing you get for free.

OP posts:
honeyishrunkthekid · 27/04/2018 23:01

Nooooooo never

honeyishrunkthekid · 27/04/2018 23:01

Nooooooo never

PrincessLeia80 · 27/04/2018 23:03

No way would I give up my orgasms, hubby says yes as long as he could still have sec.

ificouldwritealettertome · 27/04/2018 23:03

I'd rather be poor and married than rich and divorced. Which is what would happen if you took my ability to orgasm away.

(Light hearted! DH means more to me than sex! He just happens to be pretty good at it!)

Rufustheconstantreindeer · 27/04/2018 23:03

Fuck yeah!!

(Been married too long to care)

Gileswithachainsaw · 27/04/2018 23:14

Just orgasms or any enjoyment of sex at all?

Cos if I could still enjoy it then yes. If I have to go back to sex being majorly overrated and wondering what the fuss was about then no.

Unless you wipe my memory of sex at all then I won't know what im.giving up so I would take the money!

PhaedrasChocolate · 27/04/2018 23:21

I refuse to take antidepressants because they stop me having an orgasm. I mean, how is THAT supposed to stop me being depressed?? Grin

One of life's truly selfish pleasures. No way would I give it up.

steff13 · 28/04/2018 00:40

No.

Butterymuffin · 28/04/2018 00:42

A million isn't enough.

ColinsVeryJolly · 28/04/2018 00:50

God yes!

To be able to put a roof over my kids heads, take a proper holiday and have that security I'd give anything.

You can take my orgasms, my organs, my legs, arms or my soul.

ShesAYamEater · 28/04/2018 00:55

not a chance.

best things in life are free, and in this case they really are. im afraid you can keep your million!

(illustrates perfectly why i will NEVER be rich! )

Goldfishshoals · 28/04/2018 00:57

I would take the money. No question.

Would probably have made the other choice in my twenties.

These days I can rarely be bothered with orgasms. Sad but true.

WorldWideWanderer · 28/04/2018 01:11

Yes, I would. But I'm older and not so bothered about sex these days, so for 1 million, yes absolutely!

ShesAYamEater · 28/04/2018 02:16

ladies!! really???

i can never envisage a scenario where i would give my sex life a monetary value. it does wonders for me stress wise. it brings my dp and i closer when things are stressful. (we both work horrifically stressful jobs in the same field) i cant imagine a life without another orgasm but i suppose i tie that in with how much i want sex and how much i fancy dp. im nearly 50.....im hoping to be enjoying my orgasms well into old age!

Degustibusnonestdisputandem1 · 28/04/2018 03:03

In a heartbeat, yes.

SuperCargo · 28/04/2018 03:08

Fuck yes. I could do a lot more with a million quid than with orgasms.

Octave777 · 28/04/2018 03:23

Never.

I'm poor af as well to clarify.

Octave777 · 28/04/2018 03:28

"I refuse to take antidepressants because they stop me having an orgasm. I mean, how is THAT supposed to stop me being depressed??"

Same.

Xmaspost · 28/04/2018 10:44

These "what if" type of questions, when they involve money, will always have a huge range of responses depending on the persons real world situation.

It's interesting the number of people on the thread that say they never had an orgasm (alone, or with partner). I understand the issues with respect to prescription drugs, ...etc... but, beyond those cases, it's free and something I thought everyone would have experienced/experimented (at least alone).

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