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Relinquish your orgasms for £1 million?

119 replies

Queenoftheblitz · 27/04/2018 15:10

Could you give up ever having another orgasm in your life for £1 million in cash?
I don't think i could - orgasms are just about the best thing you get for free.

OP posts:
listsandbudgets · 27/04/2018 16:12

Yes quite pissibly...

I did read the subject as "relinquish you organs" and was thinking no point Id be dead!

crivit · 27/04/2018 16:15

As extremely useful as a million pounds would be, I'll stick with my first reaction which on reading the thread title was, FUCK NO!

CountFosco · 27/04/2018 16:25

No. OhMavis has it right, this would have to involve FGM or drug therapy, and there's no way I'd do either of those. Money is not so important that it's worth endangering your mental and physical health.

And for the record neither would I sleep with Robert Redford for £1M.

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 27/04/2018 16:26

Well no because I'd have 1 million pound spent in a week and that's being straight up.

Figgygal · 27/04/2018 16:27

Fuck yeah for how Infrequently I have one I'll take a million quid

Sorry dh if you're reading it's me not you

HotSauceCommittee · 27/04/2018 16:29

No! If I end up alone in old age, orgasms along with books, cats and gardening will keep me busy. But not all at the same time.

EllebellyBeeblebrox · 27/04/2018 16:30

I would, my antidepressants have meant they're very difficult to reach anyway!

On a side note I would also consider giving up an organ for 1 million quid. I'd sell a kidney for a quarter of a mill

Snugglepumpkin · 27/04/2018 16:32

I'd be happy to have the million, but they'd be getting a bad bargain because I've never had one so I wouldn't be giving up anything.

ThymeLord · 27/04/2018 16:33

No not for a measly million. Up your offer to £10m and i'll accept Grin

Dahlietta · 27/04/2018 16:34

I read relinquish your organs too. I wouldn't do that! But orgasms, yes, definitely.

WoofTweetMooBaa · 27/04/2018 16:39

Most definitely yes, I could buy my own big house with a garden for that round here and still have plenty of change. I've been single for 10 years now anyway and most things get a bit boring after a while if you have to do them on your own Grin so I'd survive.

annandale · 27/04/2018 16:43

Robert Redford probably yes. [awaits call]

SpringNewStart · 27/04/2018 16:45

In a heartbeat

DairyisClosed · 27/04/2018 16:51

Yes! Orgasms are no E but not even remotely the best thing in my life.

Ghanagirl · 27/04/2018 16:56

For all those saying that they never have orgasms, really never as you can have them without a partner...

Ski40 · 27/04/2018 16:58

Damn right I would. Hugely overrated 😂

joystir59 · 27/04/2018 17:01

Nope (f). Like giving away your soul.

SadieHH · 27/04/2018 17:02

Yes absolutely no question. I'm a pauper on anti depressants so...

PlausibleSuit · 27/04/2018 17:02

Not.
A.
Chance.

(M, since you asked.)

MeanTangerine · 27/04/2018 17:05

No no no.

I'm not loaded, but we have enough to get by. If we didn't, might be a different story.

annandale · 27/04/2018 17:07

Ghana girl why would people not be aware of that? I've only once had an orgasm with a partner but still wouldnt give up my solo orgasms. I have friends who have never had an orgasm in any circumstances.

IdblowJonSnow · 27/04/2018 17:09

Definitely not!!

Staying · 27/04/2018 17:12

I've been in a sexless marriage for years. I'm getting divorced. I'd say £1 million isn't enough for the emotional impact of no orgasms - or the knowledge you'll never have one again.

And if anyone has an injury that puts them in that situation minus the money, I'm incredibly sorry you're in that position.

GorgonLondon · 27/04/2018 17:18

Not for £1m but probably a bit more

Thehop · 27/04/2018 17:19

Cheerfully

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