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Relinquish your orgasms for £1 million?

119 replies

Queenoftheblitz · 27/04/2018 15:10

Could you give up ever having another orgasm in your life for £1 million in cash?
I don't think i could - orgasms are just about the best thing you get for free.

OP posts:
MephistophelesApprentice · 27/04/2018 17:20

God, no. Sometimes orgasms have been the only thing making life worth living, and I can't always guarantee I'll have a partner to pleasure.... though a million might help in that regard...

Hefzi · 27/04/2018 17:22

Dammit, and I gave mine to Venlafaxine and Mirtazapine for free Angry Grin. (That's a big yes!)

diodati · 27/04/2018 17:27

Nope. Much as I could use £££££, I wouldn't give up my Os.

fuckingjournocunts · 27/04/2018 18:20

Yes I definitely would as the money would help a few people I know get back on their feet.
That would make me so happy.

Cleanermaidcook · 27/04/2018 18:25

Hell no!

Sureitwillbegrand · 27/04/2018 18:44

Nope I love my orgasms! agree with others I would be far to grumpy!

Noqonterfy · 27/04/2018 18:45

No chance.

Lethaldrizzle · 27/04/2018 18:47

God yes. Ive had enough to last a lifetime

mostdays · 27/04/2018 18:48

No.

blackheartsgirl · 27/04/2018 18:49

Nope not a chance, only pleasure in life at times

Swallowfalls · 27/04/2018 18:54

Feel selfish in comparison to all the PP's saying yes (to give their family security etc) but honestly, not a chance Blush

dayinlifeof · 27/04/2018 19:01

Too right, as I'm celibate it's money for nothing.

herethereandeverywhere · 27/04/2018 19:06

Not for £1m.

I would for £100m though.

IreneWinters · 27/04/2018 19:06

Oh god, yes. They're massively overrated. The surgery/drug side that Mavis pointed out would give me pause for thought, but only because of side effects and whether it had any feministy implications. I wouldn't miss the messy, inconvenient things at all.

Wingingitoften · 27/04/2018 19:09

If I was in the same position as I am now house, car, etc etc then there’s no way I’d give them up. I’ve had four in the last 36 hours! Blush

Limoncell0 · 27/04/2018 19:09

Ok did you want dinner or have you eaten

hardtoplease · 27/04/2018 19:09

Yep

RickOShay · 27/04/2018 19:11

No. They are a kind of freedom from it all.

TattyDevine · 27/04/2018 19:12

No way. I say this from a financially secure perspective, and I could make more money if I wanted it. But when I get the dick it's gotta be worthwhile 😎

RoderickRules · 27/04/2018 19:12

No!

Justabadwife · 27/04/2018 19:15

Nope. Orgasms are the best thing ever.

SomeKnobend · 27/04/2018 19:17

Theoretically I would, but I think, upon someone giving me £1m, I'd actually have an orgasm at that moment, at which point I might have to give it back.

ScreamingValenta · 27/04/2018 19:21

No. I was terrified I'd lose them after my hysterectomy and the memory of that fear gives me my answer.

colouringinagain · 27/04/2018 19:22

I would be seriously seriously tempted....

Meatbadger · 27/04/2018 19:24

In a heartbeat. Maybe if I had any libido left it would be a more difficult decision but with two small children and a non-existent sex life I’ve nothing to lose!