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Relinquish your orgasms for £1 million?

119 replies

Queenoftheblitz · 27/04/2018 15:10

Could you give up ever having another orgasm in your life for £1 million in cash?
I don't think i could - orgasms are just about the best thing you get for free.

OP posts:
arethereanyleftatall · 27/04/2018 19:28

Yup.
Never had one (neither on own nor with another, nor with two others...)
So free million.

gigglesnpoos · 27/04/2018 19:30

Fuck no. I have no money and I still wouldn't not for any amount of money. Money isn't everything and when you had that you'd think you'd be happier if you had more money. It's never ending. Orgasms are a feeling and you will always have them to make you feel good and £1000000 would go quickly.

Blerg · 27/04/2018 19:32

No. We could really do with the money but I value my relationship more and I think that would ruin the spark. If it happened because of an accident then you’d support each other and that’s one thing, but I’d imagine standing slightly apart and tense in a nice big new house. Knowing it was for the money. And I’d regret it.

Momo18 · 27/04/2018 19:34

Absolutely

PintOfCalpol · 27/04/2018 19:38

I quite enjoy sex without orgasm so I am not sure it would impact on my relationship. To me an orgasm is pleasurable but no more so than a delicious meal or a good laugh or the Adrenalin rush of rock climbing. I’d still have those so my answer is yes.

LeighaJ · 27/04/2018 19:39

Never!

windermerebell · 27/04/2018 19:41

Yep I would

TheDishRanAwayWithTheSpoon · 27/04/2018 19:45

Nah i dont think so, Id do a lot of things for a million, but not this. Unless I could somehow cheat Grin

mittensofsteel · 27/04/2018 19:46

Would it be possible to have £950,000 and one orgasm a week?

SparkleBuns · 27/04/2018 19:47

Hell Yeah!

GreedyVegan · 27/04/2018 19:49

Yes

Queenoftheblitz · 27/04/2018 19:54

Would it be possible to have £950,000 and one orgasm a week?

No.

OP posts:
Graduate223 · 27/04/2018 19:58

Yes

Imbluedabadee · 27/04/2018 20:01

No way, not even for 100 million!

ChickenVindaloo2 · 27/04/2018 20:02

Yes.
But I wouldn't give up diet coke for a million!

TeeBee · 27/04/2018 20:02

Whaaaat!!? Not a bloody hells chance. 10 million I might consider it. Actually no, I don't need the money that much.

thisishard2 · 27/04/2018 20:04

Yes.

Am probably never going to have sex again anyway.

Meanwhile stbx is already shagging someone two nanoseconds after our separation Sad.

Sierra259 · 27/04/2018 20:10

No! Can't imagine never having another orgasm Shock

RamsayBoltonsConscience · 27/04/2018 20:21

Hell, no! What would I do when I have trouble sleeping?

Branleuse · 27/04/2018 20:28

Thats a difficult one. I think sometimes good sex is about the only thing that keeps me going through the rest of the monotony of life. Im not sure what the point would be to keep on living if i was never sexually fulfilled again.
I guess a million would set my kids up for life with a house each though, so it would possibly be worth it, and then i could just go on some chemical castrion thing, or the contraceptive pill which would stop me wanting sex anyway, but it would be a pretty miserable existence

CheshireChat · 27/04/2018 20:28

So... What's this about exactly?

whatareyoueatingNOW · 27/04/2018 20:32

I'm poor as a church mouse. At risk of ccj against me and potentially losing my home currently because I can't afford to pay the debtors chasing me (very unfortunate personal circumstances have caused this)

And it's still a no!

diodati · 27/04/2018 22:55

With a name like branleuse, you don't even have to reply! Grin

kaytee87 · 27/04/2018 22:57

I relinquished mine for a child (didn't know that's what would happen) haven't been able to have one since giving birth 21months ago...

Teapiggy · 27/04/2018 22:59

Yes I would love to not have to worry about money. Plus I don't like orgasms or sex for that matter.

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