What Facebook memes annoy you?

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The Ines that really piss me off lately are the ones with a caption like "have you seen my sister? Here is a recent pic" and it will be a pic of a chimp or something. It's just not funny at all.

Coming second place are the "I am a woman, I am a warrior" type shite with a picture of a woman descending into a forest.

Third place "I may not be an angel, but I'm honest and will have your back" - often with a picture of a couple hugging.

4th place - a picture of an old dog with the caption "I bet I won't even get one share ... "

And finally "I know 99% of you won't care enough to repost this but I bet I can guess which of my friends will"

I know I could block these people etc but sometimes even the most sane of friends will repost this shit!

I agree re missing people who arent known personally and arent from a polices page.

You do not know the motivations of the person looking for them! stop!

all the #bossbabe shite
ditto "mumpreneur"
patronising shite

All of them!! Every last fucking one of the passive aggressive shit! Especially the '98% of you won't share' shite! No! We won't! Because we're not as fucking stupid as you moron posting this nonsense on your wall!

Oh...and the RIDICULOUS 'warning stories' that anyone with half a brain cell could look up on Snopes and discover is a pile of stinking bullshit lies!!! You know the kind...'Last night a friend of a friend of my aunt pulled into a petrol station and was accosted by....' Oh. My. God. Drives me crazy! I have so many gullible friends on Facebook posting these 'true stories' in a panic believing them, it's ridiculous! I always link the Snopes spam for them, but two weeks later, they post another one 😩😩😩 Aarrgghhh!!

And breathe 🙄😂

Today I have been repeatedly annoyed by

Please share, Little Jimmy, Missing since 4pm, last night, wearing school uniform etc .... this can be from a bone fide Police missing persons link BUT they are always 3 years out of date - does no one look at the shit they share ???

My cousin always posts pics of muscley tattooed guys with quotes about how much she loves a bad boy or something about thug life. It keeps me entertained tbf.

Warning! Mark Zuckerburg has announced that you will soon have to pay a membership fee to use Facebook! But by some loophole, if you copy and paste this warning as your status you will be immune and able to use Facebook for free! Please copy and paste so all your friends can have Facebook for free!!

I swear it's been going round for 10 years and I still see people doing it.

Urgh @PodgeBod ! Recently there's one going round with a £40 Sainsbury's voucher that a lot of my friends are falling for. Do they honestly believe they'll get a free voucher?!

Minions

1 like 1 prayer

Share or I’ll shoot this dog guilt trip shite

Any #bossbabe MLM type ones, see also ‘inspirational quotes’

Inspirations quotes underneath selfies, why?
Oh god, I hate the #bossbabe , this needs to stop

The worst thing I saw was about fruit (I think it was bananas) being injected with hiv and to be aware of some weird sign like a different courses spot on the skin. I mean come on. Are people really so so stupid?

Don’t use it but I had someone send this on an email chain and I replied back saying how funny and they had a right go at me...they thought it was real

That's hilarious Mission

I really hate those smug pass agg stick figure "be like Bill" ones. To the point where I instantly unfriend anyone who posts one.

Those 'real queens fix each others friend's

Vom

*crowns

Facebook has just turned into a steaming pile of crap. I have to have an account to run my business page, if I didn't, I'd delete it.

Yep those hideously passive aggressive ones who accuse 99 % of their friends of not being caring enough to read/repost etc. Yes you can bet your ass I won't share anything from you. I respect my friends' time! 😠

All of them.

Tag your ugly sister

Photo of ugly person which says I'm looking for so and so I met at the club can you tag them

Can't think of the others, must have blocked them out.

Oh yeah, and the list of random first names with a heading like "worst cunts of 2018" etc

Those stupid quizzes. Which 80s breakfast cereal are you?

Apart from this, I like quizzes that tell me what mythical beast I am. I'm a Pegasus....in case you were wondering. (Which explains the fuck off great wings and hooves that makes buying clothes so tricky)

Unfortunately I'm friends on FB with lots of what I call "professional grandmas" who are meme crazy and have an over inflated idea if their status. So your kid had a kid and you love your grandchild. Great that makes you the same as millions of other people in the world. Nope sorry I forgot you're a "special" grandma because you endlessly share memes saying "share if you have a grandchild you love" or "what happens at grandma's stays at Grandma's" or some other shite. Why don't they get the heck off of FB and offer to babysit or something and stop boring the rest of us.

“Grandchildren are the reward for everything you’ve done right in life”

WTAF?

SerenDippitty, what about "Grandchildren are your reward from not killing your teenagers". My daughter can't have kids, she's tried for years and it's not because she was a bad teenager.

That’s even worse!

The missing person ones really annoy me. About 3 or 4 of my fb friends post these with irritating regularity. They are usually from at least a year ago and the person is always found safe and well 2 days after the original post. The annoying thing is that I feel I have to check them every time in case it's a current police search and does actually need sharing