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AIBU?

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Original poster

I'm not. Dh is dead to me

271 replies

MulhuddartDrive · 05/02/2018 20:56

He just went and got me a cup of tea and a hot cross bun. He only put butter one one side. One fucking side Angry. What sort of deviant eats hot cross buns either a) without butter, or b) like a sandwich. I'm ltb.

OP posts:
MrsPicklesonSmythe · 05/02/2018 20:58

Ltb.

TovaGoldCoin · 05/02/2018 20:58

Oh dear. I'll make up my spare room. Yiu can have all the salted butter you like.

Shockers · 05/02/2018 20:58

No one would blame you.

NeilPetark · 05/02/2018 20:59

Spade.
Patio.

ShimmeringBollox · 05/02/2018 20:59

What. A. Cunt.

Original poster
MulhuddartDrive · 05/02/2018 20:59

Hadn't thought as far as murder. Well, since there's nothing on the telly...

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FarmerSee · 05/02/2018 20:59

Scumbag!

See a solicitor pronto... you get the first half hour for free you know

ALemonyPea · 05/02/2018 21:00

Log it with 101, just in case.

ohlalalala · 05/02/2018 21:00

Ltb
What a dick

GreenTulips · 05/02/2018 21:01

Bit cold to dig up the patio

Have you thought about clif diving?

FiveLittlePigs · 05/02/2018 21:01

Butter on just one side? Does he like sleeping outside? Confused

Original poster
MulhuddartDrive · 05/02/2018 21:01

Is the solicitor for divorce or defense? Either way my evening's getting busier than I planned...

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JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 05/02/2018 21:01

Back the fuck up.

Hot cross buns in February?

Are you the sort of sick fucker who buys Christmas chocolate in August and puts their tree up on Bonfire Night????

WordWeasel · 05/02/2018 21:02

HIBVU.

LTB.

dontbesillyhenry · 05/02/2018 21:02

Surely there should be a trigger warning in the title ?

Skiiltan · 05/02/2018 21:02

Why are you eating hot cross buns in February? Do you grumble if he doesn't put brandy butter on the Christmas pudding he brings you in October?

Blackteadrinker77 · 05/02/2018 21:02

I would have said give him the death sentence but he used butter not marg so just LTB.

nocoolnamesleft · 05/02/2018 21:03

I have two flavours of hot cross buns, and a spare room. LTB.

Redglitter · 05/02/2018 21:03

Have you tried Tesco chocolate chip & salted caramel Hot cross buns. They're amazing

(Somewhat missing the point)

Original poster
MulhuddartDrive · 05/02/2018 21:03

Johnny tis my one aberration, I am a stickler in all other festive merriments.

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Rebeccaslicker · 05/02/2018 21:03

Are these the M&S salty caramel and chocolate hot cross buns?

If so, no butter needed so YABU.

If not, you are the deviant for eating something with raisins/sultanas in it, and YABU!!

PragmaticWench · 05/02/2018 21:04

Is he deviant in other ways? He sounds subversive...

falsepriest · 05/02/2018 21:04

Bought my first HCBs of the year today. Can’t wait to toast them for breakfast in the morning.

mumpoints · 05/02/2018 21:06

LTB (Leave the bun.) (Well, the side without butter anyway.)

Hotdoggity · 05/02/2018 21:06

Do you have individually wrapped butter in your own home? I want that!