I'm not. Dh is dead to me

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He just went and got me a cup of tea and a hot cross bun. He only put butter one one side. One fucking side . What sort of deviant eats hot cross buns either a) without butter, or b) like a sandwich. I'm ltb.

Don’t let him know you’re on to him. You need to play your cards close to your chest.
Get copies of important papers & evidence of finances.

Then buy some scones and catch the evil bastard red handed. He’ll only minimise or deny it unless you confront him with irrefutable evidence.

I think you should be prepared to discover he’s been putting the milk in first for some time now too

He is usually incredibly boring solid, Pragmatic. That's why I feel so betrayed, I thought I could trust him

You definitely have a DH problem, LTB.

Are these the M&S salty caramel and chocolate hot cross buns?

Speaking of deviants... Filth.

Whoa let’s not be too hasty here.....the man made you a cup of tea AND a hot cross bun. I don’t think mine even knows we have a kettle 🤔

Have you tried Tesco chocolate chip & salted caramel Hot cross buns. They're amazing

Oh my
< salivating profusely >

Book yourself a spa day, using his credit card, Hun xxx

Fuck me! Chocolate chip and salted caramel?!!!!!

Hot cross buns are the best thing about Easter and the sooner they're in the shops the happier the world is.

OP: your H is very unreasonable and I hope this isn't the thin end of the wedge; does he give you small slices of cake too?

as long as its not blue cake

I may have tipped my hand, Sleight, as I banshee shrieked at him and buttered the poor beleaguered sides.

He's lamenting his lack of butter now. obviously punishing him by not buttering his sides. Ooh er

He is gaslighting you LTB

I love it when DP butters my bap.

Why on Earth are you all scoffing hot cross buns in February?

Have you no shame?

Oh Bugger I’m going to have to go to M&S tomorrow now just to get some chocolate and caramel hot cross buns, and it’s supposed to snow here!!
I blame your DH for this OP so I will assist in any nefarious plans you may have.
I will be eating them with BOTH sides smothered in unsalted Le President butter in case anyone is interested

Omg eats a hot cross bun like a sandwich THAT IS INSANITY

If eating hot cross buns in February is wrong then I never want to be right.

I think your relationship can be saved OP - he was probably brought up wrong but you have now showed him the way.

You need to test his learning by asking him to bring you another bun. See how he performs....

And then, if necessary, another bun....etc

I expect he's telling you he did nothing wrong too, that this is normal, he is gaslighting you.

I'm a rebel, I eat them all year round!!
Waitrose do some rather lovely ones with Apple in, mmmm..

What a fucking liberty!

Unbelievable.. What's the matter with the man???.

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Are we long lost cousins?

Clearly, you need to contact Women's Aid as soon as possible.

Start getting your ducks in a row.

I'm so sorry you are going through this.

This is outrageous, but on the plus side, it's something that you can upcast for years to come in future arguments.