Don't talk to me about dog poo after today's mishap.
I went for a walk earlier, lovely sunny day strolling to Aldi for a nose as you do.
You will note I didn't drive there so I couldn't buy too much crap from the centre aisles ha ha!.
Anyway, on the way back on one the little side streets I was behind this lady who was walking ahead of me. Next thing she went flying. I ran to help her and I went flying too! A huge smear of dog poo on the footpath, and all over us too OMG.
The lady was ok thankfully and got up and strolled away. I on the other hand whilst trying to save her bashed into a gate post and bashed my elbow wrist and pinky and ring fingers. I am black and blue, but as I can type OK I doubt anything is broken fingers crossed, but I am bloody sore now!
All because some asshole didn't pick up. But it looked like doggie diarrhoea to me. Had to change out of all my clothes and have a shower. THEN attend to my wounds.
These people are just so selfish. Bet they wouldn't let their baby shit on the footpath, but maybe they would.
Sorry for straying away from OP. But you probably need to get a little motion camera that feeds to your phone. Some people are very strange alright.