Poo in my skip

[SadWinky]

Firstly I’ve got a bit of a dog poo phobia so may overreacted a little. For background, earlier this week I noticed a little black dog poo bag in the bottom of my wheelie bin which i’d left on my drive near the pavement. I know it’s silly but I was paranoid about poosplosion if any heavy item was chucked in there on top so fished out offending Poobag and walked the 5 mins to the nearest public dog poo bin to dispose of it properly. Resolved to put wheelie bin at back of house so no more dog walkers can use it. Come home today and, in an empty skip on our driveway for some building work we’re having done this week, another poobag has appeared. Aibu to find this cheeky/weird? I know skips are to an extent fair game but putting poo in it!

'Im not carrying a bag of poo for miles"

Well aren't you a shining example of why people have dog owners?!

I have dogs. They belong to me. Unfortunately that means their shit also belongs to me. Get a doo poo carrier and take responsibility for your own shit!!!

Also- whilst I appreciate that yes, unsanitary stuff goes in my bin, I wouldn't put poo in a weak arse bag on the bottom to be burst when other things fall upon it! I use the council provided dog poo bins.

Which would you prefer? It left on the pavement or picked up and put in a bin? Do you lot really think you don't put anything unclean in your bins? Sanitary products? Nappies? Where I live, there is one bin by the shops but no others for miles, I'm not carrying a bag of poo for miles.

I wish I knew your address. I'd shit in a bag and drop it in your bin. I hate you that much.

you know what? I don't care you don't want to carry a poo bag miles. get rid of the daog if you can not take responsibility for it properly.

yanbu op I hate other peoples dog shit in my bin too

Who wants to carry a bag of poo for miles?
Anyone who wants to own a dog.
We have a sack of cack, and either pop it in a poo bin on our walk, or bring it home and pop it in our own bin.
If you can't manage that you shouldn't have a dog.

I call them poo skips! There's nearly always one on the way to school but I only throw my bags into one on the road. I wouldn't toss it into one on someone's property and also would never use someone else's bin

The skips on the road are still dealt with by someone you filthy mare.
Can't believe that people are admitting to this.

Just bloody carry your dog's shit home with you, you skanky lot!

I'm ashamed to be a dog owner sometimes

I thought the title said "skips" as in the crisps.... I was confused and disgusted

YADNBU - opposite our house is a patch of green where people walk their dogs, and a couple of times one of the CFs has sling their poop bag into my landfill bin AFTER IT HAS BEEN EMPTIED. So then I have their dog's shit in a bin outside my front door for a fortnight. Bogging

You're making me feel guilty now, I put the cat's poo in the black bag then put the bag into my wheelie bin.

This is ok though, isn't it? I was told on the cat forum here that you can't just scoop into the toilet as it's bad for the environment.

Bullet- that's fine. It's your bin. It's your ooo. You are dealing with it responsibly and taking ownership of your own shit. 👍 well done

That's what good pet owners do

Really doesn’t bother me. I’m just glad people are picking it up.

Someone put a poo bag in our black bin once, I didn't see it but could smell it when I opened the top to put the rubbish in. Since then I bring it in promptly.

However there is someone who bags up the poo and leaves the bag on the pavement or in the gutter for people to tread on in the dark or drive over so that the bags break. I sometimes go out and spray them with yellow chalk paint so people don't tread in it.

There is a bin a few yards down so no need for the lazy behaviour.

Sorry, not funny and I'm as outraged as anyone but I did snort at "you filthy mare".

Yellow chalk paint circles! If i am that bothered (about someone elses's dog's shite) I would just pick the bag up.
It is the likes of you, crazy chalk lady, who make me do "performance poo picking" . In the dark i have 3 options. Ostentatiously shining my torch on business area with bag at the ready, telling Ddog what I am doing (loudly) or
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Posted too soon

The problem with putting it in a skip (apart from it being fucking disgusting) is that when I get a skip, I pay less for it because it’s builder's waste. If it’s got actual shit in it, I have to pay more for the skip.

And to those people who think it’s ok to put their dog shit in other people’s bjns, I guess it would be ok if I came and put my toddler’s shitty nappies in your bin for a couple of weeks, yes?

Ffs. Also paranoid that people will think I'm a dirty bugger when he does the ridiculous earth kicking post wee. So it looks like I let my dog shit on every fricking street lamp and then walk away.
We already have our two cats accompany dog and me. I must genuinely look as bonkers as I feel on the inside.

Jeez, my first truncated post makes me seem like a bad dog owner when in fact I diligently take care of all that properly. The irony, whilst posting on a thread about the fear of being mistakenly outing myself as a filthy mare, i have actually mistakenly outed myself on here.
I feel a name change coming on

Yanbu. I once had a person poo in my wheely bin, that wasn't fun

Hoof

Yeah now we know you izzz. Suspicions were correct.

Actually I was seriously thinking about training the cat to use the loo but

A) it probably would be futile
B) I'm not sure I'd like sharing it
C) I'd probably accidentally drop her down it during the training procedure then there would be indignant cat screams, scratching, blood and fraught temperaments

I don’t understand why people would use others bins for their dog poo. It’s gross and if it’s too gross for you to carry back to your own bin, then surely it’s too gross to put into some else’s. Especially with the added risk of it tearing open and then some else having to wash it. Thankfully our bins are out in be back garden.

HoofWankingSpangleCunt the paranoia runs deep with responsible dog owners. 😂 I run a doggy daycare/holiday service so might have up to six dogs with me, when I’m out. I know I look as if I’m checking to see if anyone is watching so I don’t have to pick up poo. I’m actually checking to make sure all my dogs are beside me and there are no dogs approaching, as I’ve been pulled over a couple of times, just as I’ve bent over to pick it up. 😱 I get a few looks on the beach with a Tesco bag full of 💩 until I get to the dog bin.

Btw, I can’t believe how many silly gits put their picnic rubbish in dog bins, during the summer! For a start, boak and secondly where the fuck am I suppose to put the crap, when the silly gits do that? The number of times I’ve had to carry a big bag of crap home with, in the car on a hot day is shocking. 🤢

Just a bit of general dog knowledge HoofWankingSpangleCunt but did you know that dogs do that silly kick because they have scent glands on their paws? It’s the dog version of graffiti “I wuz here” 🐶

Not everyone one puts poo in there bins my mum puts her dogs poo down the toilet and believe it or not I'm not allowed to put my babies nappies in her bin if I'm at her house.

I actually gave a friend an absolute bollocking when my oldest caught him chucking a bag of dog shit into my front garden! It had been going on for months and I couldn’t work out who was doing it. I was fucking furious, when he said he didn’t think I would mind as I’m a dog sitter and he didn’t want to carry it all the way to the bin! I asked him what the fuck made him think that because I spend my day picking up my guest dogs’ shit at home and out on walks, that I wanted to spend my free time searching my large, dog free, front garden for his dog shit! Oh I’m fucking angry even thinking about it! Twat! 😡