What would be your

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Last meal request.
Mine would be a huge bowl of beef flavor koka noodles with buttered bread,

Homemade southern fried chicken and chips.
Me and DP have had this discussion. His is mince and tatties

Oh tatties. I take it you're from Scotland.

Roast dinner with all the trimmings, then a very boozy trifle for pudding

He is

Roast potatoes.

Hot box from Wok n go or a spicy curry with poppadoms.

Rich beef stew with dumplings
OR
Lasagne with shit loads of creamy bechamel to mop up with my garlic bread

Starter- Mixed fried mushrooms on prawn toast

Main-Scallops in a pancetta and garlic sauce on a bed of cauliflower puree.

Dessert- cheese board with mixed bread sticks and grapes

All washed down with a nice bottle of Chardonnay

Seafood linguine

Too hard to choose, would have to be a mix of guilty pleasures, so 6 mcd's chicken nuggets, 4 dirty chicken shop chicken wings, a slice of pizza, a large Coke and an absolutely disgusting sharer type pudding, Ben & Jerry's choc fudge brownie ice cream, chocolate & caramel sauce, whipped cream, banana, wispa's & twixes sticking out of it etc

I would be too upset to eat.

Stress hugely effects my appetite.

Creamy garlic mushrooms on toast, baked salmon with roast potatoes and asparagus then cheese and biscuits with grapes. Preferably washed down with prosecco and tea!

Chocolate fudge cake, Matilda style

A massive roast dinner, Christmas style.

Veg Bhajis and samosas with dips. Garlic Naan, Chana Masala, Saag Aloo, Mushroom Pilau rice and I hope I shit all over the person ending my life.

A massive home made toad in the hole with lashings of thick gravy.

Mussels in a garlic, cream and white wine sauce to start with home-made wheaten bread and a large glass of Prosecco. Then beef goulash and wild rice with a pint of Yakima Red. For dessert, a really great Belgian bun (weird I know, but they're my fave) and a glass of New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc. And to finish, a double espresso and an E. (Not normally a drug taker but I may as well go out cheerful!)

Wetherspoons ham egg and chips but beans instead of ham! Wetherspoons if you're listening please put egg beans and chips on your menu. Thank you

Battered sausage and chippy chips with curry sauce an entire walls vienetta and side order of triffle😁

And a bloody massive spliff!

As part of my last meal, not a suggestion for the Wetherspoons menu.

Cheese and refried bean enchiladas with basmati rice, nachos and black beans smothered in homemade salsa, corriander and sour cream 🐷

Chicken Tikka Massalla with a naan bread.

Christmas dinner, the whole works. With crackers!

Starter: Smoked Salmon

Main: mcdonalds double cheeseburger and large fries,Garlic king Prawns in oil with garlic bread

Pudding: Chocolate cheesecake with cream

Drink:a lot of vodka