What would be your

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Last meal request.
Mine would be a huge bowl of beef flavor koka noodles with buttered bread,

Roast swan. Should buy me a few extra hours.

Chicen tikka korma with peshwari naan and poppadoms with all the chutneys. Boiled rice. Pint of coke. Chocolate fudge cake with double cream for afters.

Chicken whoops.

Lasagne with garlic bread and a big salad.
A bottle of oaked S African chardonnay.
A trio of small desserts: sticky toffee pudding, millionaire's cheesecake and apple crumble.

YY egg beans and chips at wetherspoons! With really crispy streaky bacon.

And Mum's trifle that you could stand the spoon up in!

A really lovely tomatoey, garlicky pasta dish, garlic bread with enough cheese to clog my arteries (so at least I'll die eating something I love!) and a cookie dough cheesecake with a sizeable dollop of honeycomb ice cream. All washed down with Pimms.

Something I'm allergic to. They can't execute you if you're not well.

Minted lamb shanks, cheesy mash and roasties covered in gravy (hell yeah I'd go double carbs!!!)

Actually, scratch the cheesecake, replace it with panna cotta.

My Dads paella he made me every birthday.

Every type of cheese possible, with cheese on the side. And then some cheese for afters.

I'd confess to multiple murders right now if I could just have some cheese stoopid diet

That's quite a good idea actually Mrs. Peanuts all round for me then!

My mum's roast chicken. Can't beat it.

Massive beef stew with dumplings. Non calorie counted as last meal so won't have to worry or feel guilty at cheating on the diet. Take that MyFitnessPal

Oh god I love this game!

What I would have changes each day! Today it would be a massive pickle tray and poppadoms with onion bhajis, a butter chicken and mushroom rice with garlic naan bread and then an exquisite Eton mess.

Though to be fair would need a prison officer to poke out the chicken cause I don't eat it! Hmmm the sauce is good enough!

Really good quality smoked salmon
Yorkshire battered haddock and chips with mushy peas and earl grey tea and sliced white bread, thickly buttered (for the chipmbutties)
Carefully selected cheeses, biscuits and grapes
And. Bottle of prosecco.

Garlic mushrooms on toast, followed by a five guys bacon cheeseburger, chips and cheese from my favourite takeaway, Black Forest gateaux and a large glass of Coca Cola. Oh! And a red bull. Pretty much everything I love and is terrible for me.

And a bloody massive spliff

And one of them and all! Or a pack of 20 regal. Either or!

Starter - chicken livers and button mushrooms in cream and bacon sauce on toast.

Main - from the Chinese, crispy duck pancakes, Singapore friend rice, and crispy chilli beef

Dessert- cheese board with lots of different ones to try, followed by a creme brûlée

Fritto misto platter with a great tartare sauce - with a Sancerre or Albariño

Rib eye steak with bernaise sauce, mushrooms and fat chips with loads of salt - with a Barolo or v good Malbec

All the cheese. With posh crackers, grapes, celery

And a Topic cut up small with a cortado on the side

Prosecco with Prosecco

roast beef (rare)

Two double sausage and egg McMuffins but no egg. And three hash browns with a large chocolate milkshake.

Then cookie dough and whipped cream.

And a pint of baileys. No less than a pint. With a side of 20 Marlboro lights (minimum).

ooooo chippy chips 😋😋