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Awwlookatmybabyspider · 21/01/2018 12:18

Last meal request.
Mine would be a huge bowl of beef flavor koka noodles with buttered bread,

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DontCallMeCharlotte · 21/01/2018 18:36

Roast swan. Should buy me a few extra hours.

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TrinitySquirrel · 21/01/2018 18:38

Chicen tikka korma with peshwari naan and poppadoms with all the chutneys. Boiled rice. Pint of coke. Chocolate fudge cake with double cream for afters.

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TrinitySquirrel · 21/01/2018 18:38

Chicken whoops.

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BobbinThreadbare123 · 21/01/2018 18:40

Lasagne with garlic bread and a big salad.
A bottle of oaked S African chardonnay.
A trio of small desserts: sticky toffee pudding, millionaire's cheesecake and apple crumble.

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Mybabystolemysanity · 21/01/2018 18:41

YY egg beans and chips at wetherspoons! With really crispy streaky bacon.

And Mum's trifle that you could stand the spoon up in!

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yawning801 · 21/01/2018 18:41

A really lovely tomatoey, garlicky pasta dish, garlic bread with enough cheese to clog my arteries (so at least I'll die eating something I love!) and a cookie dough cheesecake with a sizeable dollop of honeycomb ice cream. All washed down with Pimms.

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MrsHathaway · 21/01/2018 18:41

Something I'm allergic to. They can't execute you if you're not well.

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BellaMaroni · 21/01/2018 18:42

Minted lamb shanks, cheesy mash and roasties covered in gravy (hell yeah I'd go double carbs!!!)

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yawning801 · 21/01/2018 18:43

Actually, scratch the cheesecake, replace it with panna cotta.

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ShutUpBaz · 21/01/2018 18:44

My Dads paella he made me every birthday.

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goforkyourself · 21/01/2018 18:44

Every type of cheese possible, with cheese on the side. And then some cheese for afters.

I'd confess to multiple murders right now if I could just have some cheese stoopid diet

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yawning801 · 21/01/2018 18:44

That's quite a good idea actually Mrs. Peanuts all round for me then!

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etap · 21/01/2018 18:45

My mum's roast chicken. Can't beat it.

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Solly76 · 21/01/2018 18:46

Massive beef stew with dumplings. Non calorie counted as last meal so won't have to worry or feel guilty at cheating on the diet. Take that MyFitnessPal

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juddyrockingcloggs · 21/01/2018 18:48

Oh god I love this game!

What I would have changes each day! Today it would be a massive pickle tray and poppadoms with onion bhajis, a butter chicken and mushroom rice with garlic naan bread and then an exquisite Eton mess.

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juddyrockingcloggs · 21/01/2018 18:50

Though to be fair would need a prison officer to poke out the chicken cause I don't eat it! Hmmm the sauce is good enough!

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Busybusybust · 21/01/2018 18:53

Really good quality smoked salmon
Yorkshire battered haddock and chips with mushy peas and earl grey tea and sliced white bread, thickly buttered (for the chipmbutties)
Carefully selected cheeses, biscuits and grapes
And. Bottle of prosecco.

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DeadButDelicious · 21/01/2018 18:56

Garlic mushrooms on toast, followed by a five guys bacon cheeseburger, chips and cheese from my favourite takeaway, Black Forest gateaux and a large glass of Coca Cola. Oh! And a red bull. Pretty much everything I love and is terrible for me. Grin

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DeadButDelicious · 21/01/2018 18:57

And a bloody massive spliff

And one of them and all! Or a pack of 20 regal. Either or!

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Eminybob · 21/01/2018 19:16

Starter - chicken livers and button mushrooms in cream and bacon sauce on toast.

Main - from the Chinese, crispy duck pancakes, Singapore friend rice, and crispy chilli beef

Dessert- cheese board with lots of different ones to try, followed by a creme brûlée

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Taffeta · 21/01/2018 19:25

Fritto misto platter with a great tartare sauce - with a Sancerre or Albariño

Rib eye steak with bernaise sauce, mushrooms and fat chips with loads of salt - with a Barolo or v good Malbec

All the cheese. With posh crackers, grapes, celery

And a Topic cut up small with a cortado on the side

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Tapandgo · 21/01/2018 19:44

Prosecco with Prosecco

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lynmilne65 · 21/01/2018 20:02

roast beef (rare)

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BillyAndTheSillies · 21/01/2018 20:03

Two double sausage and egg McMuffins but no egg. And three hash browns with a large chocolate milkshake.

Then cookie dough and whipped cream.

And a pint of baileys. No less than a pint. With a side of 20 Marlboro lights (minimum).

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lynmilne65 · 21/01/2018 20:04

ooooo chippy chips 😋😋

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