What would be your

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Last meal request.
Mine would be a huge bowl of beef flavor koka noodles with buttered bread,

Roast prison guard with a fricasee of executioner.

Followed by a trip in my time machine to the past so I could have my mum's Mushroom & Brandy Wellington with Dauphinois spuds and also be able to rewrite my future by not doing whatever I did that landed me in prison.

Followed by a comfortable lifetime of curry, pizza and roast dinners along with lots of stuff with garlic in.

Baguette, camembert, bottle of good wine. Sorted

Prawn Cocktail

Cheese and mushroom omelette with saute potatoes, peas and sweetcorn

Apple crumble and custard followed by Chocolate fudge cake and cream

Coffee and fudge/mints

Onion Bhaji

King prawn korma, pilau rice, stuffed paratha; any good local draught beer with it.

Banana fritters.

Cappuccino, with a Napoleon Brandy.

And a bloody great Cohiba, lit from the leaf.

I'm a simple soul.

Christmas dinner with a massive side of chips and crisps with dips.