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Last meal request.
Mine would be a huge bowl of beef flavor koka noodles with buttered bread,

Boxing Day dinner but lots of courses so it takes ages to eat
Smoked salmon to start, Cold turkey/beef, a huge pile of homemade bubble & squeeze, pickles for main and Christmas pudding and extra thick cream, cheese and biscuits to finish.

All served with the appropriate wine and lots of it so I was well and truly pissed when my time was up.

What's a rice biscuit from Greggs, halfwit?

I'd have beef wellington with wild mushroom risotto and garlic green beans.
Followed by either tiramisu or the baileys creme brulee I had from Walts at disneyland Paris....Fuck it! I'll have both :)
Washed down with a fine Malbec.

sandwich packed with bacon and with lashings of brown sauce on white buttered bread!! A nice cup of tea to follow...in fact i want it now!!!

My mums apple pie with whipped fresh cream. A large bottle of chianti. Perfect.

Home made lasagne, chips, coleslaw & garlic bread !

Are we only having 1 course?

I hope not. I fancy Feilin’s mum’s apple pie with whipped cream for dessert! Yumm!

You can have as many courses as you like, wendy!

Krug

Cheesy garlic bread, spaghetti carbonara, coconut and passionfruit pannacotta. Elderflower cordial and my darling friend The Bear to share it with. And a big box of tissues because I would miss him so much when I'd be gone.

I'd ask for a hot and cold buffet. I'll post later with detailed dishes, but one of them will certainly be trifle.

So much champagne that being put to death the following morning was a welcome release from the hangover

And a few dozen oysters

For starter I'd choose scallops in cheese and white wine sauce.
My main would be an assiette de fruits de mer, I love this and of course you take your time with it.

My pudding would 'floating islands' - nice and light.

Speciality coffee to follow?
A friend has simply said that she'd choose something which would take a long time to eat.

DH and I have discussed this at length-

Starter- mussels in a light cream sauce with garlic, white wine and shallots
Main- fillet steak, medium rare, bernaise sauce, potatoe dauphinois, green beans almondene.
Pudding- crem brûlée

If cold champagne to start, and a full bodied, top note worth of berry and oak rich Rioja with the steak then more ice cold champagne to finish.

Then a joint.

Homemade steak pie, where the meat just melts in your mouth. Served with mashed potatoes and boiled white cabbage. This is my death row dinner.

Deep-fried Brie with red currant jelly and salad, grilled goats cheese and salad - for starter

Then I'd have a pizza from my local kebab shop with extra cheese and either chicken shish or fajita chicken with salad, wraps and wee pots of guacamole, garlic mayo and sweet chilli sauce.

Not too keen on puddings, so maybe a pavlova or lemon meringue pie.

Lots of beer and spliffs for before during and after 😬✌🏻

Oh I'll need some salt n pepper chicken thrown in there too

This is easy if it’s the whole death row dinner I’ve had this planned for ages !

Battered mushrooms with pate in batter deep fried to start, with garlic mayo.

Lasagne, garlic bread, coleslaw & chips.

Pavlova, ice cream & cream.

Washed down with some dark fruits.

Amuse bouche - blinis
Starter - meze
Main course - double portion of Pizza Express Pollo Pesto
Dessert - a trio of panna cotta, trifle, key lime pie
Champagne throughout
A lovely latte to wind down with, possibly with a drop of armaretto

Platter of Fruits de Mer accompanied by cold Champagne

Steak, bearnaise sauce, potatoes dauphinoise, rocket, tomato salad
accompanied by a peppery Shiraz

Tarte au Citron, Pot au chocolate
Espresso with a Cognac

and a wafer thin mint!

(burp!)

Moules frites to start
Chilli beef ramen from Wagamamas for the main
Trifle, home made by MIL for afters (which I would eat all of even if it gave me the bellyache)
Orangina to drink (with three cubes of ice exactly)

Baked Camembert with thick white bread to dip and scoop.

All the roast meats with Yorkshire’s, roasties, cauliflower cheese, carrots and peas and lush gravy

Creme brûlée with a side of fantastic coffee ice cream

Cheese platter

Bottle pouilly fume

Coffee

Vodka lots and lots of vodka I get terrible. Anxiety sickness so I wouldn't be able to eat

Roast lamb with mint sauce and a nice red.

One of those melted camemberts with crusty bread for a starter. Thai salmon fishcakes and spicy noodles for main. Tiramisu for pudding. Then coffee and champagne truffles. All with Chardonnay.