What can I do that's Naughty?

[TeamCersei]

I need to do something that's naughty by the end of the day.

Preferably,
Be within the law.
Not be harmful to anyone.
Not break or destroy anything.
and not involve sex.

Doesn't leave much else does it?
Any ideas?

I forgot to say, it's one of those books where you're supposed to do something different every day. and it improves your life Bollocks I know.

Today it says
Do Something Naughty.

Walk around with a butt plug.

Set all the egg timers in the supermarket to go off. But why?

I could do a streak

Run through a field of wheat.

Leave work a minute early.

Have a large glass of wine with lunch.

Graffiti a (small) tag on a building with permanent marker.

Treat yourself to something lovely you really don't need.

Eat some grapes before you've paid in the supermarket.

Naughty is pretty subjective really.

Ah, x post. Suppose it depends on your definition of naughty, for some a drink of wine on a Monday would be naughty.

Not follow the instructions in your book?

I can only think of slightly lame naughty things, like eating your pudding before your main.

I like Piglet's suggestion though

Set all the vibrators off in Ann Summers....

Or hold one and look really confused and ask where it's meant to go.

It's got sections where you expand one day, give another, nurture another, today is expand
I think tomorrow's create.

I'm a sucker for anything gimmicky.

I like the idea of the egg timers in the supermarket.

Eat two cakes instead of just the one.

Maybe I should look to Tracy Ullman's Judi Dench for inspiration.

Walk around with a butt plug.

I don't have a butt plug.
Would the sink plug do?

After you set all the egg timers, rearrange the spices or anything else with letters to spell rude words.

Run through a field of wheat!

Yes I do that

saucyjack I'm hoping that's a GOT reference 😂