What can I do that's Naughty?

[TeamCersei]

I need to do something that's naughty by the end of the day.

Preferably,
Be within the law.
Not be harmful to anyone.
Not break or destroy anything.
and not involve sex.

Doesn't leave much else does it?
Any ideas?

Write a load of random shopping lists with really mental things on. "Hardware: Rope, hacksaw, blackbags, stain devil for blood. Groceries: Yaks milk, gluten free cake, spunk bubbles, crocheting weekly"
Leave them in various supermarkets until one turns up on MN

It has to have naice ham as well.

These are hilarious.

They've made me want to do some - or rather realise I'm clearly boring as I couldn't think of anything!

Well, if I were doing anything naughty it'd HAVE to involve sex. Nothing else would be naughty enough today

Spell something rude with monogrammed items in a shop.

Candles for instance.

Piglet

Go to Sainsburys and stick googly eyes on the fruit.

Yes to the Googly Eyes.

We bought a big bag of them in varying sizes and have great fun leaving them around peoples houses for family or friends to find.

When we went to the ILs we put them on random framed photos, ornaments, pieces of fruit, bottles in the cupboard and so on. Months later MIL is still finding them and they make her laugh every time

I ended up doing one premeditated and one spur of the moment.
I concocted a 'sex themed' shopping list, complete with muddy footprint and dropped it in the car park at Waitrose.
Then I did a spot of I trespassing! It involved a locked gate and a quick dash across a field.

Fill up some water balloons and lob em out your window at a passed by????

Run your stick along the public railings.

I agree - park in parent and child parking, without child or
in London stand on the left on an escalator on the tube
pay for things with lots of small change
take cuttings of someone's else's plants
make/eat a packed lunch with lots of unhealthy things in it

Cream cake of course. naughty but nice.
PS. what are butt plugs for?

I just googled it on Love Honey.
Brilliant. save up and get three

PS. what are butt plugs for?

whatever you do, don't google it!