What can I do that's Naughty?

[TeamCersei]

I need to do something that's naughty by the end of the day.

Preferably,
Be within the law.
Not be harmful to anyone.
Not break or destroy anything.
and not involve sex.

Doesn't leave much else does it?
Any ideas?

Blindfold the DCs, and tell them there are some sweets hidden in the room for them to find; meanwhile, eat them as quietly as you can, if they were there in the first place.

Ring a double glazing company and ask them about PPI

Wrap your colleagues desk, phone, chair, monitor, keyboard, headset etc in brown paper :3
Absolutely did not do this...

Go into your local library and rearrange the fiction books out of order

Or go into a bookshop and put books in the wrong category... the Bible into Science Fiction, or a Spot the Dog book into petcare, that kind of thing...

Next time you get a scam call play along ask questions and if the call is about the accident you had say ooo which accident 😀

Go through boxes of mixed weight eggs swapping them for all the big ones.

Someone on here actually said they did that a while ago!

I've been a bit blunt on a thread and someone's called me miserable.
Does that count?

DS and I had a wonderful sesame seed war in McDonalds at the weekend. DH was very serious and unimpressed. Meanwhile I was picking seeds out of my hair for the rest of the day.
DS is 25

So....Go McDonalds (naughty in its own right apparently)
Flick sesame seeds at random strangers.

Go to McDonalds. Take a knife and fork. Eat your burger with the knife and fork.

Go to your nearest supermarket, rearrange the spices and lettered candles into rude words, buy something totally inappropriate for dinner such as a family sized dessert of your choice and half a dozen of those gin and tonic cans, go home and consume the lot, before falling asleep disgracefully early.

Eat dinner sat on your front driveway. Totally appalling apparently.

Superglue a pound coin to the pavement outside your house and enjoy the fun, laugh within ear shot.

Use the self serve at the supermarket and do not pay for your plastic bags. A quick glance to make sure no one is looking and press the 0 ... just today mind you lol x x x

buy something totally inappropriate for dinner such as a family sized dessert of your choice and half a dozen of those gin and tonic cans, go home and consume the lot, before falling asleep disgracefully early.

You win!

Jensen, app;arantly it's easy to change the self-service to another language.

Leave your washing out ALL NIGHT.

Think of something you're not allowed to do at home and then do it.

Mine would be dropping my clothes all over the floor - not naughty at all but when I do it - I feel very naughty.

[I have way too many not alloweds.

Washing gets Darked On if it's left out.

Take a USB storage device out of the socket on your laptop without stopping it first

Buy a multipack of fizzy drinks then sell one of the cans separately to someone else

Today it says
Do Something Naughty

Ignore the instruction. There you go. Something naughty

Fart silently in Waitrose and wait for a parent to berate their child.

Referencing another thread, find a pelican/toucan crossing and cross a road on the red man. Preferably just before it changes to green and a car has to stop for no reason because you've already gone.

Start a reverse AIBU and then drip feed.
Go commando.
Buy new shoes you don't need.
Join tinder just to see if anyone you know is on it.
Spy on your neighbours.
Get in to bed and stay there.
Put the Waitrose coins in the Tesco collection thing.
Go to supermarket and eat something on the way round.