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What can I do that's Naughty?

114 replies

TeamCersei · 14/08/2017 15:35

I need to do something that's naughty by the end of the day.

Preferably,
Be within the law.
Not be harmful to anyone.
Not break or destroy anything.
and not involve sex. Grin

Doesn't leave much else does it?
Any ideas?

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Mummyoflittledragon · 14/08/2017 16:35

Go to your local department store and get into the bed.

Or go and turn the dummies heads so they're facing backwards and put some more clothes on them.

Banananana · 14/08/2017 16:35

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Smeaton · 14/08/2017 16:38

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mummmy2017 · 14/08/2017 16:38

Book a concert

OutwiththeOutCrowd · 14/08/2017 16:39

Work your way up the naughtiness scale to a level that feels satisfying to you by checking into a hotel and taking home with you the next day items from the following list.

Teabags, coffee sachets and milk cartons
Mini shampoo and conditioner bottles
Paper Shower mat
Stationery
Slippers
Towels
Bathrobe
Bible
Vase with fake flowers
Artwork
Toilet seat
King-sized Bed

HerGrapeness · 14/08/2017 16:43

I haven't RTFT but obviously the answer is to go to a supermarket and spell a rude word using the herbs and spices (initial mugs/candles may also work)

ThongofJustine · 14/08/2017 16:43

Glue a shiny £2 coin on the pavement and then watch giggling from behind a newspaper/tablet/Kindle at people trying to pick it up

MoiraRosesMeltdown · 14/08/2017 16:44

I love being naughty! What an excellent challenge.
-Flirt with someone unsuitable
-Call in sick
-Tell someone you love their shoes if they are hideous

MoiraRosesMeltdown · 14/08/2017 16:45

Bostin's Tinder suggestion is hilarious!!

ThongofJustine · 14/08/2017 16:45

@maudeismyfavouritepony - I didn't rtft - you got there firstSmile

user7841794168 · 14/08/2017 16:45

Join The Other Place.

sashh · 14/08/2017 16:46

Technically it is treason to put a stamp on a letter upside down - how about sending a postcard or a letter with the stamp upside down?

Love the shopping list seeding.

How about sitting in your front garden (if you have one) or doing something naked that you normally do clothed.

Go to a library and move some books or change the label on them if they have bar codes, so that someone takes out an enid blyton but it scans as 50 shades.

If you do the seeds spell out rude words on someone's lawn.

One I saw on here once, go to someone's house (preferably someone you don't like) and move all furniture 1 in tot he left.

Make something up about game of thrones and put it on facebook, say an episode has been leaked.

Oh - one I did to a friend. I asked him to check my bathroom because I thought there was a leak.

Sitting in the bathtub was an actual leek.

You could do this is a supermarket toilet, just leave a leek for someone to report to staff.

Go buy a 'murder kit', gloves, knife, hacksaw, rope, bin bags, at the checkout ask if they know a good place to dispose of a body because the old one has run out of room.

Wet some £5 notes and hang them on a washing line in the hallway / front window. Order a take away and when it arrives check which money is dry, unclip it from washing line and hand over.

user7841794168 · 14/08/2017 16:46

@Outwiththeoutcrowd

Teabags, coffee sachets and milk cartons
Mini shampoo and conditioner bottles

Doesn't everybody do that?

Smeaton · 14/08/2017 16:49

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Sugarpiehoneyeye · 14/08/2017 16:50

Knock on your neighbours door and run away ! 😄

SunshineBearHug · 14/08/2017 16:52

Go to someone's house and swap the salt and sugar. Book double glazing appointments for your neighbours. Drink gin and smoke cigarettes.

BarbaraofSevillle · 14/08/2017 16:53

Join The Other Place and aim to get banned the very same day by posting honest and forthright replies instead of going 'there there Hun, s'going to be OK' and littering all your posts with naughty words.

If you do the seeds spell out rude words on someone's lawn

Someone did this for real with bulbs in our city. It was either teenagers in a referral unit, or criminals on community service unit or similar, and when the daffs grew, they spelt Fuck Off Cunt or something equally inappropriate for public display at the edge of a dual carriageway. Grin

BarbaraofSevillle · 14/08/2017 16:54

Take 11 items through the 10 items or less aisle and cross out the word less on the sign and replace it with fewer.

JeremyCorbynsBeard · 14/08/2017 16:55

edsheeran I don't get that at all??

Smeaton · 14/08/2017 17:00

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sashh · 14/08/2017 17:03

edsheeran I don't get that at all??

OK OP DO NOT TELL JeremyCorbynsBeard what it refers to.

UnderCrackers5 · 14/08/2017 17:08

find somebody who is reading a book, ask to look at it, then tear the last page out.

If I were you, I would start with that one you are reading.

WhatALoadOfOldBollocks · 14/08/2017 17:10

Smeaton is very good at this Grin I reckon you should do the Snickers bar in a public swimming pool idea Grin

PickAChew · 14/08/2017 17:13

Find mugs or jars of herbs with letters on and rearrange them into rude words.

Stop and check your phone at the top of an escalator.

orangewasp · 14/08/2017 17:25

Haven't rtft so apologies if I'm repeating.....
Park in parent and child (without a child), smile and shrug at any tutters, just to be sure you're meeting the criteria don't wear knickers