Harassment

[lovemelovemyboys]

I'm probably going to get a Mumsnet lecture: however I think strangers asking to take pictures of my son when we're out for a family meal every single weekend and for others to join our table to pet my son like he's a puppy is overstepping boundaries. Am I wrong ?? A: he's not a dog so petting him is just weird and b:he is my child he's not an art piece so strangers taking photos are a complete Nono.

The OP is Kate Middleton, son is Prince George

It is officially Silly Season

I very rarely laugh out loud at a thread but the football comment was the final straw.

My children seem fascinating to Japanese tourists. No one else, just Japanese tourists. I think it's quite sweet.

Someone call the Daily Mail, they can have this thread for sure.

Really all of this is true but you don't know us why did I think Mumsnet would be helpful

Does the horse have a Fly Seat and did you manage to get the wine stain off your wall.

You drag your kid around town on a vintage horse ?

THATS WHY THEYRE STARING

why did I think Mumsnet would be helpful

What help are you after?

What about your other boys ?

Do they have the football squad in stitches too ?

But yeah that's not harassment

Anybody who randomly comes up to me and asks to take a pic or my kids gets told to fuck right off.

Then again it's never happened so maybe my kids just have shit auras instead.

Does he have 666 anywhere on his body? I hear the anti christ is supposed to be tantalisingly seductive.

Or alternatively perhaps if you left the horse at home, you'd stop being pestered. You're the parent you know.

Im really confused

It's a joke but I don't get it. What is the significance of the horse?

I really don't get the joke op.

House4 Don't be daft.

Catherine would never have George on anything from B&M

What help are you after?

Whatever help the op needs, I doubt MN can provide it....

230 people laughed because your PDF was laughing?? Fuck off!!!

Do you have the same 'special aura' as your son by any chance?

PDF is obvs PFB

What? A special aura? A metal horse?

This thread reminds me of the time I was mixing with a certain group of friends. At an event one day and I happen to say I liked her DCs outfit as a passing comment, as you do.

"Thanks" the Mother replied, "it was inherited". You remind me of her OP.

Is his name Damien? Have any nannies mysteriously died whilst looking after him?

Ah the help you need can only be provided by men (and women) in special white coats. I've been there, they give you lovely medicine and a soothing padded room. They even wrap your arms up so you're having a lovely big cuddle. Then comes the injection and you just float awaaaaaaaay....

Is this your DS, OP?

Stop talking please.