The true interview with Lester Holt.
Orange blob: "I fired Comey because of the Russian investigation."
Holt: "Wait, so did I get him? Is this all over? Oh, no I didn't. Nothing matters. Absolutely nothing matters anymore"
Orange blob: "I'm nothing like Nixon. I'm not a crook"
Holt: "you are also very different from Nixon because he won the popular vote"
Orange blob: "Listen, OJ"
"Priming the pump is when Melania is coming to visit"