AIBU or does my carrot resemble a penis.

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Just that really. Oh and the fact that I'm having trouble cutting it!!!

Looks like a carrot to me

Oh God, that is so funny! Thank you OP, for putting a smile on my face.

What did it look like before you, um, shaved it?

YANBU. Hth.

Wait a minute, on closer inspection .... this is a peeled carrot. So this is actually a sculpture, not a funny shaped vegetable. Fake news!

I prefer my.. errrr.. carrots a bit girthier.

What sort of men do you know??

lol

It resembles a really small orange penis, but I haven't ever come across any like that in the wild- thank god.

Ha ha ha. It just looked like a wrinkly old man's penis before it got peeled so I peeled it and hey presto, it looked young and vibrant again!!!!
CINGO definitely not sculpted. With 6 kids to feed I don't have time to sculpture such a perfect specimen. Dh winced when I chopped the end off!
Mwahahahahaha!

Well as I've not had a shag for 2 weeks. Everything looks likes a penis to me. At the moment .
role on Friday

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Looks like a carrot to me

But made my day tbh

Pulled this out of the garden last year

Well that's the first time I have ever seen conjoined carrots and I grow them too!

I think that may be my problem as well SPIDER. Lol.
VILOOT that's just brilliant! Love it. Has anyone else got anymore pics?

Obviously the oranges were just for added effect.

I'd rather a carrot shaped like a penis than a penis shaped like a carrot.

It's exactly the same shape as a thingy!!

Offler I recognise that

Do you think Donald Trump's willy looks like this?

What Peter said. I'd rather a carrot resemble a penis,than a penis resemble a carrot!

Ha ha ha Peter. It's orange enough to be Trump's penis!!!!

Trump does not have a Willy. I will not have that image in my head.

Ha ha ha. He's got something with a wife like that...... oh wait yes! He's got money!!!!!