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AIBU?

AIBU or does my carrot resemble a penis.

77 replies

WildRoses · 06/02/2017 15:31

Just that really. Oh and the fact that I'm having trouble cutting it!!!

AIBU or does my carrot resemble a penis.

AIBU or does my carrot resemble a penis.

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Thephoneywar · 06/02/2017 15:33

Looks like a carrot to me

cingolimama · 06/02/2017 15:39

Oh God, that is so funny! Thank you OP, for putting a smile on my face.

bloodynosyneighbour · 06/02/2017 15:40

What did it look like before you, um, shaved it?

coffeetasteslikeshit · 06/02/2017 15:42

YANBU. Hth.

cingolimama · 06/02/2017 15:42

Wait a minute, on closer inspection .... this is a peeled carrot. So this is actually a sculpture, not a funny shaped vegetable. Fake news!

NancyDonahue · 06/02/2017 15:55

I prefer my.. errrr.. carrots a bit girthier.

Ilovecaindingle · 06/02/2017 15:56

What sort of men do you know??

xStefx · 06/02/2017 15:58

lol

Mari50 · 06/02/2017 16:16

It resembles a really small orange penis, but I haven't ever come across any like that in the wild- thank god.

WildRoses · 06/02/2017 16:20

Ha ha ha. It just looked like a wrinkly old man's penis before it got peeled so I peeled it and hey presto, it looked young and vibrant again!!!!
CINGO definitely not sculpted. With 6 kids to feed I don't have time to sculpture such a perfect specimen. Dh winced when I chopped the end off!
Mwahahahahaha!

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Awwlookatmybabyspider · 06/02/2017 16:20

Well as I've not had a shag for 2 weeks. Everything looks likes a penis to me. At the moment .
role on Friday

Maverickismywingman · 06/02/2017 16:21

Click bait

Looks like a carrot to me

Maverickismywingman · 06/02/2017 16:22

But made my day tbh

VilootShesCute · 06/02/2017 16:30

Pulled this out of the garden last year

AIBU or does my carrot resemble a penis.

LEELULUMPKIN · 06/02/2017 16:42

Well that's the first time I have ever seen conjoined carrots and I grow them too!

WildRoses · 06/02/2017 16:47

I think that may be my problem as well SPIDER. Lol.
VILOOT that's just brilliant! Love it. Has anyone else got anymore pics?

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WildRoses · 06/02/2017 16:48

Obviously the oranges were just for added effect.

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PeterVincentVampireKiller · 06/02/2017 16:57

I'd rather a carrot shaped like a penis than a penis shaped like a carrot.

Offler · 06/02/2017 16:58

It's exactly the same shape as a thingy!!

PeterVincentVampireKiller · 06/02/2017 17:00

Offler I recognise that

DameVanillaSugar · 06/02/2017 17:01

Do you think Donald Trump's willy looks like this?

Janey50 · 06/02/2017 17:02

What Peter said. I'd rather a carrot resemble a penis,than a penis resemble a carrot!

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WildRoses · 06/02/2017 17:36

Ha ha ha Peter. It's orange enough to be Trump's penis!!!!

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5OBalesofHay · 06/02/2017 17:41

Trump does not have a Willy. I will not have that image in my head.

WildRoses · 06/02/2017 17:46

Ha ha ha. He's got something with a wife like that...... oh wait yes! He's got money!!!!!

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