AIBU or does my carrot resemble a penis.

[WildRoses]

Just that really. Oh and the fact that I'm having trouble cutting it!!!

[BathshebaDarkstone]

WildRoses luckily nobody asked! Although if I'd just said Mumsnet I could have worked out who was on here by the knowing smile!

[FV45]

I spent a summer working in a vegetable processing plant.

Although I cannot deny that the iceberg lettuce line was the best place to be, we did get our laughs on the baby carrot line as we had to remove all the ones which had 2 legs and a willy. The baby carrot line was behind the main carrot line and out of immediate sight of the supervisor, so we'd line them all up and have a right old giggle.

[WildRoses]

BATH if anyone asks what you're laughing at, for God's sake don't tell them!!!!
Straight jacket at the ready! Ha ha ha.

[BathshebaDarkstone]

Is it sad that I'm crying with laughter in a café at these?

[CalmItKermitt]

I miss That's Life.

[LittleBoat]

I'm quite upset that I can't find my picture of some cherry-tomato-genitals.
There may never be another occasion to show it.

[SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius]

I wonder if, on another, very different site, there is a thread entitled: AIBU or does my penis resemble a carrot?

[WildRoses]

Littleboat'sand the turnip look like a perfect match!

[WildRoses]

This is the one for the spag bol tonight. Unshaven and relatively boring beside last night's fine specimen!

[Penrithtearooms]

Oh littleboat 😂

[KathArtic]

That turnip needs a cigarette.

[LittleBoat]

This one needs a wee.

[DameVanillaSugar]

Morrison's finest

[WildRoses]

I think I'm falling in love with the turnip!

[Jellybean85]

This thread has truly made my day

[Tomorrowillbeachicken]

And here is at a later moment.

[SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius]

This thread is either very Blackadder ('that turnip is shaped exactly like a thingy'), or is this week's submissions for the Ankh Morpork Times - hum'rusly shaped vegetables section!

[BathshebaDarkstone]

50Bales

[WildRoses]

The turnip is amazing! I'd have to draw a face on it Miranda Hart style!!!

[WildRoses]

UNEXPLAINED embrace it. Do not run away!
Now as we speak inspecting the contents of the vegetable drawer! They're all a bit of a let down today though.
BABYNUGGET cut it, cut it.
All hail the Daily Snail to complain about all the bored housewives!

[DoctorTwo]

Anybody feel just a little bit sorry for Peter Andre? No? Just me then. :o

[cartismandua]

OP - and all of the other pics - obviously all a reverse.

[5OBalesofHay]

I think the turnip is being seductive. It's perhaps seen the carrots.

[BathshebaDarkstone]

I love the chilling turnip!

[Tomorrowillbeachicken]

I had a bigger phallic veg